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E: 27/05 Win Hand-made wooden paddles (Spanking effort)

John D Stories

Describe to us below (in the comments), in 100 words or less, your ideal spanking, caning or paddling scenario. It could have happened to you last week or be a mere fantasy; just keep it under 100 words!
UEFA: Corrupting Football Since 1954 #CTID
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  • weeowens
    weeowens Posts: 81,990 Forumite
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    edited 19 May 2013 at 10:56PM
    Flipping heck.I guess it may be a NSFW site :-)

    Plus they cannot spell.It's birch not............:rotfl:
  • Daphne01
    Daphne01 Posts: 22,145 Forumite
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    Sorry for the bump but haaaahaaaaaa! This must be the most bizarre question ever asked for a comp :eek::D:rotfl::T

    Edit: If you enter, please paste your answers below, to hell with the bumping rule :p
    A strong man stands up for himself, a stronger man stands up for others.




  • weeowens
    weeowens Posts: 81,990 Forumite
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    Does paddling in the sea at Skegness beach count for a story.
  • fire**fly
    fire**fly Posts: 148,056 Forumite
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    Daphne01 wrote: »
    Sorry for the bump but haaaahaaaaaa! This must be the most bizarre question ever asked for a comp :eek::D:rotfl::T

    Edit: If you enter, please paste your answers below, to hell with the bumping rule :p


    :rotfl::rotfl::D agree :rotfl::rotfl:
    please be a responsible pet owner & spay/neuter your pets, too many strays & not enough homes for them sadly. k2u58ioz4c8e.png




  • weeowens
    weeowens Posts: 81,990 Forumite
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    edited 20 May 2013 at 12:05AM
    Daphne01 wrote: »

    to hell with the bumping rule :p

    Seemingly it ceases to be relevant.MSE admin posted a while back that it's OK to bump,within reason.If any issues arise the BG team will intervene I think was mentioned somewhere?


    I will try & find the post :-)

    Some info here: https://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/4532241

    Bigger worry is the comping censors :-)

    plus: https://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/4531803


    I have stated my views re bumping so will not repeat :-)
  • MaineBlue
    MaineBlue Posts: 15,986 Forumite
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    Daphne01 wrote: »
    Edit: If you enter, please paste your answers below, to hell with the bumping rule :p

    I posted. It's just wrong on every level. But the more I re-read what I wrote the more I think it sounds fun :rotfl:
    I’m tied to the bed with leather straps whilst Mrs Maine Blue is dressed as Daenerys Targaryen, preferably in her blue finery. She would speak only in Dothraki. It’s such a great language; it’s almost like a cross between Russian and Klingon. She’d be very angry with me for letting her down and I’d have to be punished repeatedly by being spanked as her Dothraki tones echo around the room. Pure bliss.
    UEFA: Corrupting Football Since 1954 #CTID
  • I just had a look - they're only little bits of wood, you could use a couple of wooden spoons or even chopsticks just as well :rotfl:
  • weeowens
    weeowens Posts: 81,990 Forumite
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    I just had a look - they're only little bits of wood, you could use a couple of wooden spoons or even chopsticks just as well :rotfl:

    No way am I using spoons.How about one of these :-)

    Or this :-)

    Only kidding :-)
  • Kirri
    Kirri Posts: 6,184 Forumite
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    ... I was at a fetish fair when 2 girls came over, one lifted the other one's skirt and the other bent over...

    :o

    hmm think I should concentrate on comps for things I need for the house more, interesting find MB lol.

    I'll go back to non bumping now, don't worry CP, no need to panic, I won't do it again, feel free to punish me if I do ;)
  • Sorry to bump again but am pmsl weeowens :rotfl:
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