Every Little Inspirational Thought Evokes (Savings)

Shortfatscotsbloke

Mildred1970 wrote: »

Proof will be required :rotfl::rotfl:

Sarahdol75 wrote: »

sorry that made me :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
proof needed

I think proof is probably not adviseable at this moment in time. SFSB does not want to embarass the lovely ladies of the Elite who might have issues with the size of their breasty dumplings or those who may have to lift their skirts to see them these days..:D

Believe me when I say, mine are indeed extremely adequate at the mo and would probably easily park a bike or two if required.:)

lookinforabargain

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

Yep, not the most attractive thing ever, however, I am grateful for small mercies, at least I'm not a ginger jock, that really would be dodgy..:p

Now, now

I happen to have bagged myself a Ginger Jock!

Perhaps not as ginger as he may once have been though :rotfl:

madmuppet5

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Was it the low fat one Mad. I have a shop in in about an hour.

Not to worry I only bought 3333 cans ( please note multiples of 3)
Before someone mentions the 10 item limit. I bought them in separate shops:D

Awww !!!!!! nope I didn't get the low-fat one (could have added sugar too )

Ah well at least we know the booger is working so all good :T

LOW FAT!!! not full-fat fooker like Mad :A

Tinyshoes

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

I think proof is probably not adviseable at this moment in time. SFSB does not want to embarass the lovely ladies of the Elite who might have issues with the size of their breasty dumplings or those who may have to lift their skirts to see them these days..:D

Believe me when I say, mine are indeed extremely adequate at the mo and would probably easily park a bike or two if required.:)

You have such a way with words SFSB. :rotfl:

Shortfatscotsbloke

squilliondollarbaby wrote: »

Is it bilgetime or am I a monkey? :beer::beer::beer:

Nah, . & DiM haven't got into full flow yet so you must be a monkey squills..:p

squilliondollarbaby

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

Yep, not the most attractive thing ever, however, I am grateful for small mercies, at least I'm not a ginger jock, that really would be dodgy..:p

lol nearly made me lose the benefit of what has gone down the throat this evening :beer::beer::beer:

David.

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

However, I would advise everyone to avoid the southern part of Majorca over the next couple of weeks, cos once I get me budgie smugglers on and me moobs out, there won't be much sun left for anyone else..:p

My sincere apologies to anyone eating their dinner right now, I realise it can't be a pleasant image to think about!!:o

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
I see you more like this thankfully

davemorton

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

In my defence, I don't wear smugglers, they are only for our European friends from Germany IMHO. I do, however, (unfortunately) have a very adequate pair of moobs and I do feel a bit embarassed showing them off year on year in Balearic hotels..:o
Perhaps DiM might suggest an appropriate onsie that might hide my affliction?:rotfl:

Im always one to help. Are you all-inclusive???

If you are, you best get two outfits.
The first is a lovely little number with fine leather straps to hide your moobs at the start of the holiday....



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The second, well you may need a slightly larger cover-up after 2 weeks of all-inclusive fried pies and beer



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HTH

scamps1966

squilliondollarbaby wrote: »

lol nearly made me lose the benefit of what has gone down the throat this evening :beer::beer::beer:

Didn't realise you were rich as f**k!!:rotfl::rotfl:

fairclaire

ledlights wrote: »

shop done 18 11 tonight

18 items (8 different) on your bill qualify for comparison Tesco
+£10.31

1 x ASDA Smartprice Chocolate Chip Cookies (200g) £0.32 N/A
1 x ASDA Smartprice Bourbon Creams (200g) £0.22 N/A
1 x ASDA Green Seedless Grapes (500g) £2.00 £2.00
1 x Evian Natural Still Mineral Water (2L) £0.84 £0.84
3 x Ambrosia Low Fat Rice Pudding (400g) £2.00 £0.75
2 x Swizzels Matlow Strawberry Refresher Bar £0.20 N/A
2 x Barratt Flumps Mallow Twists £0.20 £0.20
2 x Haribo Tangfastics Mini £0.20 £0.20
2 x Seabrook Crinkle Cut Crisps Cheese & Onion (6x25g) £2.50 £2.00
2 x ASDA Smartprice Strawberry Flavour Dessert Whip (4... £0.30 N/A
2 x ASDA Chosen by You Giant White Mice Bar (15g) £0.20 N/A
2 x ASDA Chosen by You Giant Rainbow Buttons Bar (15g) £0.20 N/A
1 x Wall's Solero Exotic Explosion Lollies (3x88ml) £2.00 £1.24
6 x Soft & Gentle Body Responsive Antiperspirant Deodo... £9.00 £1.20

Comparison total (compared products only) £18.74 £8.4

How strange.....your crisps have compared correctly yet someone else had a shop just a few minutes before you and theirs glitched! So either you are very unlucky or 2 x cheese and onion don't work?