Every Little Inspirational Thought Evokes (Savings)

Sarahdol75

Mildred1970 wrote: »

I used to write my own notes :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Me too :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

AngelsMadv

savingbabs wrote: »

Evening all, big day today - got my PhD!!

What Fantastic, news! Welcome to the Dr Club:j:j:j:j:j - Is that 4 on the thread now (well, who we know of?!) - That reminds me. Karlie, ?I hope you're well. :A

emerald21

Tinyshoes wrote: »

Are you going up for a bath Dotty.

I don't have a bath.

Oh dear but I'm sure David would let you share his

AngelsMadv

streetlights wrote: »

Good evening everybody third day of NSD. I have not managed to catch.

Well done - Keep up the good work! :money:


Logie - Great to see that you've had a good day yesterday - I hope you slept well and that the results come back in your favour

Bubbs - I hope you are enjoying visiting Yorkshire and have a great holiday. - Where are you staying?

tweets

AngelsMadv wrote: »

Does anyone know the second verse to this song? I've googled it but all I keep getting is adverts for sausage growth.

Customer:
Morning,

Waitress:
Morning.

Customer:
What have you got?

Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it

Wife:
I don't want any spam!

Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

Wife:
That's got spam in it!

Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:
I don't like spam!

Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?

Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!

:p:p Googling wrong subject

AngelsMadv

scamps1966 wrote: »

I think you're right, 10 caribbean it is then.

Just seen this - I'm of on my lunch if someone confirms this today?! Thank you, please. I'll also grab other testers if anyone fills me in on what they'd like to test...

tweets

Morning nice and sunny this morning

Forecast said torrential rain and gales :eek:

TrulyMadly

Morning paw sniffers,

Blustery in Durham

AngelsMadv

tweets wrote: »

Customer:
Morning,
[...]
:p:p Googling wrong subject

You know I had no idea there was actually a sketch- thank you so much

SKOL, SKOL, SKOL, SKOL next?!

EMMAP

FYI as expected my Debenhams order was cancelled. No apology which is a little annoying. The price was their mistake after all!

Going to As for a womble later. Will post my findings