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frequent wrote: »

Glad to be of use.

According to Mrs F i'm not of much use.

It started me with being summoned to the kitchen to help out, you know that tone when your getting told off for something ?

It was for not hanging out the clothes.

Apparently the 3 beeps arn't the microwave talking to the car remote fob.

News to me.

So then as per normal, everything I've never done was throw at me, along with some wet clothes.

Keen to make amends, I went over to the fridge for cheese,butter, ham and pickle, then without help, cut the crusty rolls, got as far as the pickle before the Mrs noticed and asked what I was doing.

I answered " I'm helping you".

She threw more wet clothes at me.

With that I sprung into action, hanging the wet towels on the washing machine door and the clothes on the kitchen drainer, job done.

Went back to making my rolls. On the way out of the kitchen a rather heavy object hit me on the back of the head.

Mrs asked how i'd helped her, keen to prove men can multi task, I showed her the washing i'd hung and the rolls i'd saved her making.

Me and the rolls are safely under the stairs for now.

Oh dear,

sounds like an episode from my house when

(ahem)

"the painters are in"

I know what Homer would say,

"Drink up, not drinking is only gonna make it worse"

:beer:

davemorton

And TS, I did see the red get mentioned ;(

davemorton

So is it just me and Savvy?

davemorton

fairclaire wrote: »

I need to go to bed. Thanks for the company Ts, 3 dogs and the lovely savvybuyer and AAU

hope you trip over something on the way home DM....it's a good way of testing if you're drunk enough

Oh, thanks...........................................ouch!!!!

Tinyshoes

davemorton wrote: »

But TS, I am here!!

Oh I was going to bed, but if you are opening the [STRIKE]sherry[/STRIKE]port. :beer:
Have you had a good night?

davemorton

Its been a good night, good crak at the bar. Disapointed it is so quiet here, I expected more on at this time of night, hows you doing TS??

davemorton

And if you are up for a bit, the port bottle could take a little hammering

Raven

aau1 wrote: »

:rotfl:

The missus was in hospital yesterday with suspected appendicitis. The whole family were convinced we were lying to them and that she was pregnant

It wasn't apendicitis by the way. Have more tests to look forward to down the line

Best of wishes to you both, hope she gets well soon -

Tinyshoes

davemorton wrote: »

Its been a good night, good crak at the bar. Disapointed it is so quiet here, I expected more on at this time of night, hows you doing TS??

I was dissappointed too, that Dotty stood me up yet again.

Doing ok thanks dave, getting quick at the ironing so I can log on here.

davemorton

Evening Nutty