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Notice to Newcomers re Trolls - part 12 & 3/4

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  • Anymore cakeys? :D

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  • Growurown
    Growurown Posts: 5,498 Forumite
    Debt-free and Proud!
    :hello: Morning everyone. Thanks for the cake Bear, I love cake.

    This was voted the funniest joke at the Edinburgh Fringe by Rob Auton.

    "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa."
    DMP Mutual Support Thread No. 421

    Debt free date 25/11/2015 - Made It!
  • solventsoon
    solventsoon Posts: 17,363 Forumite
    Afternoon everyone :wave: Hope you're all well on a reasonably sunny day.

    Update: I have more homework :eek::eek:
    Shovel_Lad wrote: »
    All Bear's scones got eaten spoon but I got some more. Quick before If spots them :p:D

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    Hi SL :wave:

    Too late.... (as usual:D) was the cry, If has snaffled them all, but they looked lovely :drool:
    Morning all :hello:

    I've spotted them :dance:

    You did.... and ate most of them by the looks of things :p:p
    Nice to see you spoon :)

    Thank you, Bear :) The coffee cake was lovely, thank you, I just managed to snaffle a piece, I think If must have eaten herself to a standstill with all those scones :rotfl:

    Got to go, back to the homework, see you all later :wave:
    :) The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time :)
  • solventsoon
    solventsoon Posts: 17,363 Forumite
    Growurown wrote: »
    :hello: Morning everyone. Thanks for the cake Bear, I love cake.

    This was voted the funniest joke at the Edinburgh Fringe by Rob Auton.

    "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa."

    You may love cake, G, but you can't eat it as quickly as If can :D:D

    Love the joke :T:T
    :) The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time :)
  • Tixy
    Tixy Posts: 31,455 Forumite
    Afternoon folks

    Homework spoon :eek::eek:
    Hope its not a short deadline, let us know if you need some excuses not to submit it on time.......
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    A smile enriches those who receive without making poorer those who give
    or "It costs nowt to be nice"
  • Growurown
    Growurown Posts: 5,498 Forumite
    Debt-free and Proud!
    :wave: Afternoon everyone. Here are the other nine jokes from the top ten!


    Alex Horne - "I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying."

    Alfie Moore - "I'm in a same-sex marriage... the sex is always the same."

    Tim Vine - "My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'."

    Gary Delaney - "I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell."

    Phil Wang - "The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men."

    Marcus Brigstocke - "You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost."

    Liam Williams - "The universe implodes. No matter."

    Bobby Mair - "I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance."

    Chris Coltrane - "The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately."
    DMP Mutual Support Thread No. 421

    Debt free date 25/11/2015 - Made It!
  • Upsidedown_Bear
    Upsidedown_Bear Posts: 18,264 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Afternoony lovely people :hello:

    Homework spoon? :eek: As Tixy says let us know if you need a dog to eat it ;)

    Love the jokes G :rotfl::rotfl:
  • Home after a day of Social Sewing, teaching a nice lady in our group how to make dress.

    Tomorrow I might stay home and see if I can find some trolls to bash
  • Shovel_Lad
    Shovel_Lad Posts: 1,123 Forumite
    Eighth Anniversary Photogenic
    Evening all :hello:
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