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Took the home owners marching band out today
moneyinmypocket
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After much practice I took fellow home owners out today for a march through the streets to promote homeownership.
We march in a straight line, left right left right left right grab the groin and thrust
During the march lots of people came out clapping and cheering I had a big grin on my face and nodded to all we past
Some renters got wind and tried to counter are march!!
We came face to face in the streets, homeowners one side, renters the other! Suddenly they charged us!! As they came towards up we all started trusting while fist pumping. The renters suddenly stopped in thier tracks and ran back the other way - crowds of people had gathered and picked us up on thier shoulders and carried us into the town centre.
We march in a straight line, left right left right left right grab the groin and thrust
During the march lots of people came out clapping and cheering I had a big grin on my face and nodded to all we past
Some renters got wind and tried to counter are march!!
We came face to face in the streets, homeowners one side, renters the other! Suddenly they charged us!! As they came towards up we all started trusting while fist pumping. The renters suddenly stopped in thier tracks and ran back the other way - crowds of people had gathered and picked us up on thier shoulders and carried us into the town centre.
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Whataloadofrubbish!0
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Have you been watching Carry on up the Khyber on Film4 as well?
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shortchanged wrote: »Have you been watching Carry on up the Khyber on Film4 as well?
Day off today, shorty?0 -
Reported..0
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moneyinmypocket wrote: »After much practice I took fellow home owners out today for a march through the streets to promote homeownership.
We march in a straight line, left right left right left right grab the groin and thrust
During the march lots of people came out clapping and cheering I had a big grin on my face and nodded to all we past
Some renters got wind and tried to counter are march!!
We came face to face in the streets, homeowners one side, renters the other! Suddenly they charged us!! As they came towards up we all started trusting while fist pumping. The renters suddenly stopped in thier tracks and ran back the other way - crowds of people had gathered and picked us up on thier shoulders and carried us into the town centre.
I am a homeowner and I would run in the opposite direction if encountered you.Have my first business premises (+4th business) 01/11/2017
Quit day job to run 3 businesses 08/02/2017
Started third business 25/06/2016
Son born 13/09/2015
Started a second business 03/08/2013
Officially the owner of my own business since 13/01/20120 -
moneyinmypocket wrote: »After much practice I took fellow home owners out today for a march through the streets to promote homeownership.
We march in a straight line, left right left right left right grab the groin and thrust
During the march lots of people came out clapping and cheering I had a big grin on my face and nodded to all we past
Some renters got wind and tried to counter are march!!
We came face to face in the streets, homeowners one side, renters the other! Suddenly they charged us!! As they came towards up we all started trusting while fist pumping. The renters suddenly stopped in thier tracks and ran back the other way - crowds of people had gathered and picked us up on thier shoulders and carried us into the town centre.
That is one creepy sexual fantasy right there ... what ever possessed you to share?If you think of it as 'us' verses 'them', then it's probably your side that are the villains.0 -
This just proves it. You're delusional. Seek help.0
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It's a bit cold for that sort of thing. A groin thrust from a gentleman is more impressive in warm weather.0
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