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artha

davemorton wrote: »

Is this English???

I think he's been on the Carling early tonight Dave;)

fairclaire

Iamsohappy wrote: »

Elliemoo great to have some support. Dumpykock is being nasty to us tonight but tomorrow will sort him out :T:T:T

:eek::eek::eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

David.

FLOFLO DW got paperwhite today
so I gave it a test drive
initial reaction after 5 minutes thats rubbish whats all the fuss about.
I was reading something that was a pdf and to be able to see it you had to make it bigger like on a phone but when you did you then had to scroll side to side to see it or change pages :eek:
Was not happy

Anyway decided people surely were not putting up with that so checked another book out different format and now I get it.

I have read about 80% of Karl Pilkingtons Slapped by a jellyfish
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:tears at least 6 or 7 times with laughter :cool:. Page turns over by just touching anywhere after about 20% from the left, screen seems fine I have been reading it for a few hours no lines or blotchyness. Maybe was just teething troubles when they first started producing them :eek:
I did not like the flash type thing and thought it maybe a problem on page changes but having googled it something to do with e ink dont notice it as such now but at the time thought that it did not look right.
I have never had a kindle so can not compare it to any other type

Shortfatscotsbloke

Iamsohappy wrote: »

Can't take a straight defeat. :rotfl: Well why would the models have put themselves up against birds when the birds were smarter, quicker, fitter ........

As for vajazzling well is the definition printable here

Me thinks patty and me are not the delusional ones

How are you going to cope tomorrow

smarter - I would debate that.
quicker - men have been proven to be the quickest, then geezer birds, and finally Scottish models, so yes, you are correct on this one.
fitter - Sorry, you have definitely got it wrong here. Ask 100 men, who is fitter, an Irish geezer bird or a Scottish model. I think we both know the answer to this question, don't we?;);)

As for vajazzling, it doesn't necessarily have to be this most interesting pastime, I'm sure you can think of many, many others!!:D:D

Iamsohappy

sured wrote: »

Strawberry blonde



Allegidly gingers have better bodies and big b****

Absolutely and as long as you are not scottish then you can be on our team tomorrow :j:j:j

Shortfatscotsbloke

Iamsohappy wrote: »

Please tell me you are not a ginger scottish model :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

v v good :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

David.

artha wrote: »

OMG:eek:The early nights clearly aren't working and a bit of Nivea wouldn't go amiss:rotfl::rotfl:

and thats my best side artha :eek:

Iamsohappy

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

smarter - I would debate that.
quicker - men have been proven to be the quickest, then geezer birds, and finally Scottish models, so yes, you are correct on this one.
fitter - Sorry, you have definitely got it wrong here. Ask 100 men, who is fitter, an Irish geezer bird or a Scottish model. I think we both know the answer to this question, don't we?;);)

As for vajazzling, it doesn't necessarily have to be this most interesting pastime, I'm sure you can think of many, many others!!:D:D

Only one word - delusional

David.

Iamsohappy wrote: »

Elliemoo great to have some support. Dumpykock is being nasty to us tonight but tomorrow will sort him out :T:T:T

Do you know something we dont. I always had my suspicions :rotfl:

Shortfatscotsbloke

Iamsohappy wrote: »

Ohhhh dear dumpyjock you are going to need to drown your sorrows tomorrow evening. Have you got some Albali or Bavaria in :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

No Bavaria but still have 50+ Albali rose in the shed..:D:D:D