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  • Dizzy_Ditzy
    Dizzy_Ditzy Posts: 17,470 Ambassador
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  • elliemoo
    elliemoo Posts: 4,593 Forumite
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    What do you expect of a pig but a grunt - one of my mum's.
  • zagubov
    zagubov Posts: 17,938 Forumite
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    A mate who teaches in Scotland described malingerers staying off school "sick" as people with kidney trouble
    - they kidney be bothered to get out of bed in the morning. :D
    There is no honour to be had in not knowing a thing that can be known - Danny Baker
  • TrulyMadly wrote: »
    I've raised a shelf so can stack 4 high. Will have to stop myself now. It's not running out of space it's eating the things:eek:

    At Least you will have fun eating them knowing how much they cost. :rotfl:
    Mortgage debt 45,000. Thank you all for your help so far in helping me save to buy the house. I could not have done this without all your help.
  • As you know tosco in Ni take apgs

    Generally speaking tosco ask for a receipt with apg so no misdemeanour can occur:)

    Somebody has been reprinting high value apgs and giving the same ones to the same branch of tosco - they told me tonight. I hammered them with the sada fivers for sure but always fresh ones. Some people can't be bothered wombling you see....easier for them to reprint. Tosco know who is doing it so watch out:eek::eek:
    never stop doing your best because someone doesn't give you credit
  • Mildred1970
    Mildred1970 Posts: 4,794 Forumite
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    Down here, "you can't educate pork" ie someone who won't learn

    I have only ever heard 2 people (one of them being me) use this one so it's funny seeing it on here :)
  • Mildred1970
    Mildred1970 Posts: 4,794 Forumite
    Xmas Saver!
    Another one I like is ''he doesn't know sh*t from chocolate pudding'' :D
  • elliemoo
    elliemoo Posts: 4,593 Forumite
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    Its far from your elbow, you'll not sit on it - another of my mum's.
  • "if wishes were horses, beggars would ride"
    "what did your last servant die of?"
    "We have to be kind because everyone is fighting a great, great battle" - Sir Richard Attenborough
    "There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women" - Madeleine Albright
  • Mildred1970
    Mildred1970 Posts: 4,794 Forumite
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    "what did your last servant die of?"

    Always used to answer that with ''boredom''
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