The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

moneysavingexpert78

so heard this the other day and thought i'd share...

what's green and smells of bacon?

Queenriderbrekke

Tesco comparable basket £49.83 £41.73 £39.69
Competitor comparable basket £46.41 £44.71 £43.41
Difference £3.42 £2.98 £3.72
Asda was cheaper Tesco was cheaper Tesco was cheaper
1 x T. GREEN SEEDLESS GRAPES LOOSE (0.425 kg) 1.06 1.26 1.06 2.12
1 x KELLOGGS RICE KRISPIES 700G 3.65 3.67 3.65 N/A
2 x KALLO LOW FAT RICE CAKES 130G 2.58 2.58 N/A 2.58
1 x FOX'S GLACIER FRUITS 200G 1.00 1.00 1.39 1.00
1 x TESCO EVERYDAY VALUE MIXED VEGETABLES 1KG 0.75 0.75 0.75 0.75
2 x JOHN WEST RED SALMON 213G 6.00 6.00 8.98 6.00
5 x WELCH'S WHITE GRAPE PEAR & APLJCE DRINK 1 LTR 5.00 5.00 N/A 6.95
2 x DOLMIO ORIGINAL BOLOGNESE SAUCE 500G 3.00 * 3.00 3.50 3.98
1 x SCOTT'S PORRIDGEOATS 1KG 1.99 1.98 1.99 1.99
1 x MR MUSCLE SHOWER SHINE 500ML 2.00 1.98 1.49 1.49
6 x TESCO FREE FROM CHOC BAR 4.50 4.44 N/A N/A
1 x TESCO BRUSSELS SPROUTS LOOSE (0.245 kg) 0.49 0.41 0.49 0.49
1 x TESCO BANANAS LOOSE (1.31 kg) 1.03 0.89 1.03 1.03
1 x BIRDS EYE GARDEN PEAS 1.37KG 3.50 3.25 3.50 3.25
1 x TESCO SEMI-SKIMMED MLK2.272L/4 PINTS 1.29 1.00 1.29 1.49
1 x T. BAKING POTATOES 2.5KG 2.50 2.20 2.50 2.50
1 x CIF CREAM WHITE 500ML 2.50 2.00 2.40 2.00
1 x PANTENE STYLE HAIRSPRAY PERFECT VOL 300M 2.99 2.00 2.99 N/A
1 x CADBURYS ROSES 350G INCL WRAPS 4.00 3.00 4.00 4.00
1 x T. CLOSED CUP MUSHROOMS 380G 1.00 N/A N/A 1.79
1 x HELLO 2.00 N/A N/A N/A
1 x TESCO ALL PURPOSE CLOTHS 25 PACK 2.80 N/A 2.80 N/A
1 x RAINBOW CHRYSANTHEMUMS 3.00 N/A N/A N/A
1 x T. COX APPLES MIN 6 PACK 1.75 N/A N/A N/A
1 x JAFFA ORANGES MIN 4 PACK 2.10 N/A N/A N/A
1 x HM WIFE PAPYRUS TRADITIONAL 2.00 N/A N/A N/A
1 x TESCO LIGHT CHOICES COLESLAWSALAD 180G 0.48 N/A N/A N/A
1 x TESCO SPONGE PANCLEANERS 6 PACK 1.18 N/A 0.90 N/A
1 x SAT THE SUN 0.50 N/A N/A N/A
1 x T. ORGANIC CARROTS 1.20KG 1.90 N/A N/A N/A
1 x CTR LAURELS FARMRED LEICESTER (0.305 kg) 1.83 N/A N/A N/A
1 x TESCO 6 LARGE WHITE PITTA BREAD 1.00 N/A N/A N/A
4 x OLD BAG RE-USE CLUBCARD POINT 0.00 N/A N/A N/A
2 x LARGE SPRAY CARNATION BOUQUET TROPICAL 8.00 N/A N/A N/A

Womble produced £3.42

Also wombled a £1.00 shown further down and a £3 off £20 till split

Smart1e

Woman's Own really is a pile of carp...95p?:eek:

aau1

David. wrote: »

I saw that but just couldnt get into gear for it, now if it had been going through for a penny like the sains bubble bath :cool:

I didn't bother with that one. I haven't had a bath in 8 years.

A bargain's only a bargain if you need it. (and if anyone says I don't need a chocolate stash well they are just insane! :rotfl:)

Iamsohappy

fairclaire wrote: »

don't laugh at me for having a chainsaw:D there's so etching about putting your foot on the handle and pulling the cord ......:rotfl::rotfl:

mmmmmmmm etching - nothing smutty though to blame predictive text. :rotfl::rotfl:

moneysavingexpert78

Kermits fingers!!

David.

Tinyshoes you here

Queenriderbrekke

Tesco comparable basket £9.87 £11.92 £5.31
Competitor comparable basket £8.87 £12.00 £4.96
Difference £1.00 £0.08 £0.35
Asda was cheaper Tesco was cheaper Morrisons was cheaper
2 x TESCO LITTLE GEM LETTUCE TWIN PK 1.76 1.76 1.80 1.76
2 x TESCO SALAD ONIONS BUNCH 1.40 1.40 1.40 1.40
1 x HOVIS SOFT WHITE MEDIUM 800G 1.35 1.35 1.35 1.00
1 x TESCO ORANGE JUICE SMOOTH NFC 1.75L 2.36 2.36 2.40 N/A
1 x TESCO BEEF MINCE 500G 3.00 2.00 3.00 N/A
1 x TESCO FINGER CHILLIES 80G 0.90 N/A N/A N/A
1 x TESCO MINT 30G 0.80 N/A 0.80 0.80
1 x T. BUNCHED FLAT LEAF PARSLEY 100G 1.25 N/A 1.25 N/A

Womble Produced £1.00

fairclaire

TrulyMadly wrote: »

I think I typed genetic and i got genital. But I didn't mean either:eek:

I meant congenital. Meaning he was born with it

my worst predictive text thing was on an old phone. My Oh was away and I meant to type ' Ive been too knackered'.......predictive text turned it into ' Ive been to knaresborough'......he sent a text back say !!!!!! were you doing there!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

aau1

fairclaire wrote: »

don't laugh at me for having a chainsaw:D there's so etching about putting your foot on the handle and pulling the cord ......:rotfl::rotfl:

So etching indeed :rotfl:

Turn off predictive!!!!!