The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

sally06

Westvleteren wrote: »

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.

He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Wickes and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go.

While she was waiting for the nice young man to finish serving a customer,
Her eye caught a beautiful bathroom vanity tap set...


When the man was finished, Mary asked him,“How much is that vanity set?

The young assistant manager replied, "That's a gold plated set and the price is £500.00."

Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is very expensive. It's certainly out of my price bracket."

She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.

The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.

From the storeroom the manager yelled. "Lady, do you wanna screw for the hinge?"

Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the vanity set."

brilliant:T :rotfl:

Shellybee

sally06 wrote: »

...maybe I need to go to A's after all:D can you remind me of the ones I need to look for and a barcode would be great. Please and thank you

Shellybee wrote: »

I think it might be a few different types, but the ones I got were Whiskas 12 pouch fish Favourites in Sauce bc 900357930695

There you go

sally06

Shellybee wrote: »

I think it might be a few different types, but the ones I got were Whiskas 12 pouch fish Favourites in Sauce bc 900357930695

thanks for the quick reply:) better get my coat............

sinw

sally06 wrote: »

thank you is it just online?

Yes........... Only on some the stuff too, £6 odd lowest 3/4/2 though

*Anon*

wackynut wrote: »

Is anyone a member of Digital Trends panel or have any feedback about them please. According to where I got this link they are offering £15 for anyone that joins. https://survey23.ssisurveys.com/Scripts/DubInterViewer.dll/Frames?Quest=8034&QW301=230002&Resp=1620715165

I also want to know the same. I joined up yesterday but how on earth do you get paid? They only ask for a post code and no address?

Someone please help? Are they a scam?

sally06

David. wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek::eek:
I paid around £15 for my clippers 2 years ago even been known to trim the dogs with them :eek: not very well but trimmed them all the same not quite as bad as the specsavers advert

pmsl:rotfl:

Mumto2monkeys

Afternoon everyone. Thank you for the words of advice last night regarding my first ever apg target shop at @sd@.... Particularly for the flump... It worked I've got my first apg voucher for......Wait for it ...£2.40 every little helps!
Thought I was loosing the plot at one point I messed up on a couple of things but I was battling two separate lists and my 20 month old DS who was trying to eat the entire contents of the trolley whilst randomly grabbing at anyone and anything thing that passed! Thanks again :T

QPR10

Had look round I took this photo at the same time as I had all the Palmolive Handsoaps from Sainsburys lined up on a shelf I would guess not until at least early March

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fairclaire

QPR10 wrote: »

Good afternoon everyone
Well nothing has gone to plan the whole week most of it has been quite :mad::eek::( and today is no exception, I planned a nice relaxing afternoon catching up with a friend forgetting all the recent nasties & wonky leg had other ideas, trapped in my room virtually can just about stagger to the bathroom.

Previously onloan kitten number one is keeping me company and curled up on the keyboard, very tricky trying to register for something then she saw the jumping smilies on here, will post a pic later as downloading pics from the camera always sends the computer into a frenzy Just managed to get her to curl up on my dressing gown as she's going to have an afternoon nap on the bed, kitten number two is asleep in Skinny Cats box downstairs.

Trying to remember when I did the raid on T's with the 1p lambs & trees I remember it was warm & I had to try & stuff 2 carrier bags of them into our tiny fridge

Hope your leg feels better soon x