The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

davemorton

David. wrote: »

and if that fails come on here and take it out on DM :T

The way you go on, you would think I was sackless!!!!




























Oh, hold on :doh:

David.

davemorton wrote: »

I see furry face didnt last long tonight, bless her. Hope she is okay.

Women no staying power :cool: or we are sending them all to sleep :rotfl::rotfl:

Tinyshoes

Finest chocs went 1p 6/3

Will just tidy these receipts away, have made worse mess with them now. :eek: Be back with todays As cereal finds.

davemorton

Wish I had the patent on Smileys, and got commission for every time they were used.

David.

davemorton wrote: »

The way you go on, you would think I was sackless!!!!




























Oh, hold on :doh:

I love your one liners :rotfl: not everyone will get them
oh thats right they didnt

TrulyMadly

David. wrote: »

After all those pics you offer us nipples. :eek:

How very dare you:eek:

I keep visualising the pair of you like Morcambe and Wise in bed with the covers pulled up to your chins:rotfl:

davemorton

Tinyshoes wrote: »

Finest chocs went 1p 6/3

Will just tidy these receipts away, have made worse mess with them now. :eek: Be back with todays As cereal finds.

A very good date for mankind (and all the ladies) that is!

davemorton

TrulyMadly wrote: »

How very dare you:eek:

I keep visualising the pair of you like Morcambe and Wise in bed with the covers pulled up to your chins:rotfl:

Or the two muppets in the box, but naked except for a black sack between then, giggling like naughty schoolboys! Throwing woopsies at us!:rotfl:

David.

TrulyMadly wrote: »

How very dare you:eek:

I keep visualising the pair of you like Morcambe and Wise in bed with the covers pulled up to your chins:rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

David.

davemorton wrote: »

A very good date for mankind (and all the ladies) that is!

Desperate let me think who might have a birthday on that day