The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

FloFlo

izzy65 wrote: »

It's because they are such a clean living lot

Yeah right, I have inside knowledge about the Irish seeing as I am half Irish, so don't you go giving me the blarney.:rotfl:

Westvleteren

nikkilala wrote: »

Very true:T:TAnd have you seen the calories in it?:eek:

Yes :eek::eek:

A lot of similar drinks are just as calorific!

Sarahdol75

nikkilala wrote: »

Well MrLala has managed to collect the required sample from Alfie this morning:oHe ambushed him having a wee by shoving a tray under under him at 7am, and Alfie promptly stood in it:eek::rotfl::rotfl:And then Alfie looked at him as if to say "Dad what the flipping heck are you doing!!"

:rotfl::rotfl:

Wonder if this will work as well, getting a poo sample from a 13 year old boy :eek::eek::eek::eek:

viv0147

madmuppet5 wrote: »

I remember years ago a couple infront of me taking an age at a cashpoint. They were just walking off and the machine finally spat their cash out. I shouted to them and got thanked The reason why I remember it was because when it came to my turn it said insufficient funds in your account :eek:
I couldn't stop laughing at the irony of it all.

I was standing at the cashpoint and there was a little old lady in front of me and she asked my to check her balance for her so I pushed her and she fell over.

FloFlo

viv0147 wrote: »

I was standing at the cashpoint and there was a little old lady in front of me and she asked my to check her balance for her so I pushed her and she fell over.

What!:eek: I am not sure I understand your post.:o

couponqueen123

some-one said the other day they wise they got the temperture station from lidls the other day?

if so then on monday 4th feb they got it for sale for £9.99 black or white

tricia89

Dunelm mill has a load of 10p and 49p things on there

dulux 12 pack christmas crackers 10p

santa, snowman, waitress, waiter aprons 10p

Charger plates 10p

Gravy boats 10p

por pourri in voile bag 10p

candles 1 or 3 or 6 packs 49p

fake candles made with real wax 49p

beaded placemats/coasters cant remember if 10p or 49p

LaaCaz

viv0147 wrote: »

I was standing at the cashpoint and there was a little old lady in front of me and she asked my to check her balance for her so I pushed her and she fell over.

FloFlo wrote: »

What!:eek: I am not sure I understand your post.:o

Balance as in being able to stand up x

lutzi1

nikkilala wrote: »

Well MrLala has managed to collect the required sample from Alfie this morning:oHe ambushed him having a wee by shoving a tray under under him at 7am, and Alfie promptly stood in it:eek::rotfl::rotfl:And then Alfie looked at him as if to say "Dad what the flipping heck are you doing!!"

That has just made me laugh! :rotfl: Could just imagine Mr lutzi and our Alfie in exactly the same scenario! :rotfl:

Mrs_Jagger

Morning All

Thank you for the lovely new thread QoC. I knew I'd find a new one after the weekend - but 50 pages??:eek: Mr J has got me working far too hard this morning so won't catch up til tonight at this rate. Hugs and thoughts to all.