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FloFlo

mhoc wrote: »

So by Wednesday all we will have left is the muller list or Sally??.

No more biscuits or chocs as the 3 for ten will be finished?

Mind you we probably all could survive a few weeks on just what is in the fridge and freezer without ever stirring out of the house

Onwards and upwards, will miss this fabulous glitch but I am sure another will soon fill the gap.:beer:

lookinforabargain

Evening all

Big thanks to Dave for the new thread :beer:

Had a pretty successful whoopsie run, got nearly £25 of meat stuffs for £1.90, the good old multibuy still kicking in :money:
Did some veg prep and bits when I came back in as well, while OH hoovered and gave the floors a quick tickle with the mop and DD is all tucked up in her cot, so it's time to relax!
Well, just got to fish the presents out from their various hiding places, but I'll do that in a bit

Now it's Cheeky Vimto time
:beer: everybody

izzeyb

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

She is 3 and a few months. She thinks she is 5/6 months old sometimes ::rotfl:

She only looks quite young and very full of mischief.

One of mine nicked the steak I was putting in the slow cooker today. I left it thawing out on the side this morning with instructions to leave the kitchen door closed. 'Mr Nobody It Wastn't Me' denied leaving the kitchen door open, but Riley-bobs had had a go at the steak, it had been dragged about the kitchen floor and he washing his paws looking very pleased with himself. I am cooking it now for the cats for the next couple of days, but they only seem to like it pinched and raw.

Westvleteren

There were three nuns talking and one nun said, "I was cleaning the priest's chamber, and I found some Playboy magazines under his pillow, so I burned them." The nuns looked at each other and the next one said, "That's nothing, I found a box of condoms in his drawer, so I poked little holes in them with a nail." The third nun suddenly jumped out of her seat and said, "Oh my god! I got to go."


Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along."

silvercar

Thanks for the thread Dave.

pattylabelle

Made a few quid from the wombling today - nearly fell over when I got a £10.12 one- I know it does not top Bestie's corker yesterday and isn't my own personal best but was still a lovely surprise:)
In a way I am glad the shops are shut tomorrow- no urge to womble:D

FloFlo

davemorton wrote: »

It was Christmas Eve; a couple were doing their last minute shopping when the husband disappeared. The lady called him on his mobile, “Where are you?”. In a calm voice he replied “Darling, remember the jewellery shop we went into 5 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond engagement ring that we could not afford, and I said one day I would get it for you?”. The ladies eyes filled with tears, “Yes, I remember!” she said. “Well I’m the pub next door to that”.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Dizzy_Ditzy

izzeyb wrote: »

She only looks quite young and very full of mischief.

One of mine nicked the steak I was putting in the slow cooker today. I left it thawing out on the side this morning with instructions to leave the kitchen door closed. 'Mr Nobody It Wastn't Me' denied leaving the kitchen door open, but Riley-bobs had had a go at the steak, it had been dragged about the kitchen floor and he washing his paws looking very pleased with himself. I am cooking it now for the cats for the next couple of days, but they only seem to like it pinched and raw.

She is very mischievous but I wouldn't have it any other way

She used to try eating bread from the bag :rotfl:

She found out the hard way that she can't do sausages. I came home from work one day to find them more or less whole, on the living room floor, covered in puke :eek:

optimistix

Thanks for the new thread Dave, have a wonderful Xmas everyone xxx

couponqueen123

thanks dave and merry xmas every one im off to do rest of th prep enjoy your day then 2moz all ,