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artha

15 minutes and nobody else about....

artha

What do you call a line of men stood outside of the hairdressers...?






























































.....a barberqueue

artha

If a gumboil could boil oil, how much oil could a gumboil boil, if a gumboil could boil oil?

artha

...or....If a Woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood could a Woodchuck chuck, if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

I think I'm losing the plot:rotfl::rotfl:

artha

Just noticed there's an Asda in Batley as well as Next and a Tesco extra. I suppose I could go wombling to fill in a bit of time:cool:

Call_of_Trouty

Morning all

Got a bit tipsy last night, went to bed at 11.30pm, was wide awake at 12.30am and been watching tv ever since. Be going back to bed soon.

artha

Chucking it down again... suppose any wombles lying about will be soaking wet.

artha

Feels like I'm in a Tony Hancock sketch. He used to spend a lot of time talking to himself:cool:

artha

Morning COT:)

artha

Time for a wash and a shave I suppose:cool:. Could do with having a shower but everyone else is fast asleep and I wouldn't be popular after the amounts some people have had to drink earlier on:rotfl: