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Evening all!

Saw snap-ants post quoted about leaving school when she was a wee one and reminded me of my dd2.

When she was 5 she was at little infants school that was just down the road from our house and walk able to without crossing any road. Dd2 and her class were sent out of the class to get their pe kits and she said to her class teacher she as going to get hers. Little did he know she meant from home!!

My tiny little girl walked out of school past the receptionists. Thankfully I happened to be at home for a change when she arrived. I was furious with the school. She bless her was really upset because I was cross with her saying "but I told teacher I was going". He had thought she just meant from the hall.

She never did it again and learned to explain herself a bit more clearly. Dread to think what could have happened if we"d lived further away!

FloFlo

FunkyFeet wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

On the phone to her, telling her about my dinner earlier and just mentioned this too, she at first :rotfl: then says to tell my mse mate- 'It's her turf now' whilst she actually seemed quite:mad:

lol, she is so the opposite of me, shoves people out the way to get whoopsies, while I don't even dare go near them! Quietly leans in at trouts and asks them if the coupon value is coming out of their wages:rotfl: and if the pole up their .... hurts:rotfl::rotfl:

she is rude, not like :A me, :rotfl:

I like her

lookinforabargain

mimi1234 wrote: »

Hi gang. Have you all had a smashing day?

I've just been watching re runs of Supermarket Sweet on the Challenge channel. Brings back memories of being young!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
I thought I was the only one! I was watching that earlier as well :cool:

pattylabelle wrote: »

Mrs Brown is very naughty!!!

That was much more like it tonight
Very, very funny indeed. Was slightly worried after the pretty dire Christmas special, but it was back on top form tonight.

PixiePieface

Originally Posted by PixiePieface
Ohh there was only a quarter of a loo roll left in the whole house just now, not enough to last til morning for 4 adults who have stuffed their faces today methinks.........where's it all gone? there must be a little toilet roll eating monster in my stashing room.I counted 36 rolls on xmas eve.......just been to 4 petrol stations, 3 convenience stores, ALL SHUT !! Was seriously considering having to resort to using the Mr T Real Food mags instead, then last little petrol station we found open had one pack, was the last pack, extortionate £2 for 2 rolls...........but I was very grateful..........

David. wrote: »

Use a womble :rotfl:

Good idea, their fur must be quite absorbent ...:rotfl::rotfl:

PixiePieface

PixiePieface wrote: »

Originally Posted by PixiePieface
Ohh there was only a quarter of a loo roll left in the whole house just now, not enough to last til morning for 4 adults who have stuffed their faces today methinks.........where's it all gone? there must be a little toilet roll eating monster in my stashing room.I counted 36 rolls on xmas eve.......just been to 4 petrol stations, 3 convenience stores, ALL SHUT !! Was seriously considering having to resort to using the Mr T Real Food mags instead, then last little petrol station we found open had one pack, was the last pack, extortionate £2 for 2 rolls...........but I was very grateful..........

Originally Posted by David. !
Use a womble!


Good idea, their fur must be quite absorbent ...:rotfl::rotfl:

Then, there's always my furry babies - my 3 dogs and 3 cats.......:eek::eek:

David.

PixiePieface wrote: »

Then, there's always my furry babies - my 3 dogs and 3 cats.......:eek::eek:

No :eek:
those 2 rolls wont last till morning anyway the speed your family are going through them put some away for yourself

PixiePieface

David. wrote: »

No :eek:
those 2 rolls wont last till morning anyway the speed your family are going through them put some away for yourself

Haaa, I like the idea from Tescobabe69 and have brought the loo brush out from the back

durham05

Queenriderbrekke wrote: »

If you womble and haven't got a Ipad or whatever and have to use your home computer/IP address, who's name and postal address do you use?

I use mine, my sisters and my MIL's but, are they likely to trace the IP addresss and could you get prosecuted for wombling?

I use a made up email any Rubbish as long as it looks like a email addy then use asda postcode ( found via the store locator but think it may be on receipt) plus house number 0 or 987654321 etc and had no probs with it yet.
Although in wombling stakes I'm rubbish maybe 2 in a shop if I'm lucky but am goin try harder this year.

FunkyFeet

PixiePieface wrote: »

Then, there's always my furry babies - my 3 dogs and 3 cats.......:eek::eek:

:eek:

Nooooooooooooo, poor babies

i know u are joking so I don't need to call the rspca quite yet, u have me :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

TrulyMadly

PixiePieface wrote: »

Originally Posted by PixiePieface
Ohh there was only a quarter of a loo roll left in the whole house just now, not enough to last til morning for 4 adults who have stuffed their faces today methinks.........where's it all gone? there must be a little toilet roll eating monster in my stashing room.I counted 36 rolls on xmas eve.......just been to 4 petrol stations, 3 convenience stores, ALL SHUT !! Was seriously considering having to resort to using the Mr T Real Food mags instead, then last little petrol station we found open had one pack, was the last pack, extortionate £2 for 2 rolls...........but I was very grateful..........




Good idea, their fur must be quite absorbent ...:rotfl::rotfl:

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