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  • itsarichmansworld
    itsarichmansworld Posts: 1,484 Forumite
    :wave: Well the party can well and truly get started now I am here!
    Isn't the knowledge that comes from experience more valuable than the knowledge that doesn't?
  • makingendsmeet_2
    makingendsmeet_2 Posts: 431 Forumite
    lynsayjane wrote: »
    men are soooooooooooooooooooooo easy:rolleyes:


    Sucker for a pretty face me!!!
  • immoral_angeluk
    immoral_angeluk Posts: 24,506 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    makingendsmeet wrote: »
    IA is a virgin!!!! Aren't you IA!!!

    Yep... both my kids were the children of god... because I am SOOOOOO an obvious choice for the next Mary... ;)
    Total 'Failed Business' Debt £29,043
    Que sera, sera. <3
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    makingendsmeet wrote: »
    Sucker for a pretty face me!!!

    A low-cut dress doesn't show more face...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • gettingitsorted
    gettingitsorted Posts: 2,440 Forumite
    immoral_angeluk wrote: »
    Yep... both my kids were the children of god... because I am SOOOOOO an obvious choice for the next Mary... ;)

    Thats what i told MEM to IA but he wouldnt buy it :rotfl:
    Official DFW NERD 189

    I may be a woman but dont hold it against me:D

    Officially declared Br 6/11/06


    Discharged Br 4/5/07 (6 months to the day)

    BCSC MEMBER 21
  • itsarichmansworld
    itsarichmansworld Posts: 1,484 Forumite
    Thought this was meant to be clean? :confused:
    Isn't the knowledge that comes from experience more valuable than the knowledge that doesn't?
  • gettingitsorted
    gettingitsorted Posts: 2,440 Forumite
    itsarichmansworld wrote: »
    Thought this was meant to be clean? :confused:


    It is but the clock is ticking .....................................
    Official DFW NERD 189

    I may be a woman but dont hold it against me:D

    Officially declared Br 6/11/06


    Discharged Br 4/5/07 (6 months to the day)

    BCSC MEMBER 21
  • makingendsmeet_2
    makingendsmeet_2 Posts: 431 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    A low-cut dress doesn't show more face...

    I happens to me in pubs all the time. Women scream " TALK TO MY FACE NOT MY BREASTS""


    MEM Best chat up line!! Did you fall from the beauty tree??? When they tell you to F**k off. Just say well you hit all the branches on the way down.


    Another one I like is... Fit burd and an ugly bird. Say to the ugly bird "would you like to dance?" when she says yes of course. Say well clear off and dance so I can chat up ya mate!!!
  • immoral_angeluk
    immoral_angeluk Posts: 24,506 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    itsarichmansworld wrote: »
    Thought this was meant to be clean? :confused:

    I knew it wouldn't last... ;)
    Total 'Failed Business' Debt £29,043
    Que sera, sera. <3
  • makingendsmeet_2
    makingendsmeet_2 Posts: 431 Forumite
    immoral_angeluk wrote: »
    Yep... both my kids were the children of god... because I am SOOOOOO an obvious choice for the next Mary... ;)

    Me joseph!!!
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