Virtual Big DFW meet up... just for a laugh..

Toto

Hey bunny, I'm 1cm taller than you. That doesn't happen often! I would much rather be taller, tall people can eat more before they gain weight and they can weigh more before they get fat.

Bunnyinthelights

Ummmmmmmmmmmm,
How do you measure a fart? And more precisely, MY farts (which are probably better measured on the Richter Scale)

*Bunny sits back and waits for the Great All-Knowing ZTD to come back with the answers*

tumbleweed261

Cheers for this thread guys, I'm desperately trying to avoid finishing an essay and this thread has given me a giggle!

System

Bunnyinthelights wrote: »

Ummmmmmmmmmmm,
How do you measure a fart? And more precisely, MY farts (which are probably better measured on the Richter Scale)

*Bunny sits back and waits for the Great All-Knowing ZTD to come back with the answers*

Our lass farts like a man since babby was born. IN fact on some occasions she out does me. She'll be sticking mi head under the quilt next - and we cant be having that!

snails's_pace

immoral_angeluk wrote: »

Imagine that we were all going to meet up and have a massive DFW meet up.. this meet up would have to cost each DFW as little as possible and be DFW/MSE in every way.. what would you do/bring??

Not sure where the cheapest place in england to meet up is.. probably some boggy field somewhere as long as the farmer didn't charge us rent. :rotfl:
I would probably have to drink riverwater and each blackberries out of a bush just so I could have a NSD... not sure how the hell I'd get there though... maybe I could tie some baby birds around my neck and get a few hawks to fly me there??

i'll crawl along....if you give us a few weeks notice...i need to polish my shell

Bunnyinthelights

DH came home the other night from drills and said the quilt was hovering a good foot over me...

I was sound asleep

And stinkin'!


Nice....


Bunny x

System

Bunnyinthelights wrote: »

DH came home the other night from drills and said the quilt was hovering a good foot over me...

I was sound asleep

And stinkin'!


Nice....


Bunny x

Charming - but honest. Why is it that when blokes fart its great but when women fart, the bloke is like 'That's disgusting' Mind you I have a mate (sailor) who actually like smelling farts - the smellier the better - how bizarre!

System

Sorry and here's one Zee, why do we like the smell of our own but not anyone elses?

immoral_angeluk

I don't fart.... I'm practically perfect in every way :rolleyes:

ZTD

Bunnyinthelights wrote: »

Ummmmmmmmmmmm,
How do you measure a fart? And more precisely, MY farts (which are probably better measured on the Richter Scale)

*Bunny sits back and waits for the Great All-Knowing ZTD to come back with the answers*

You are 5' 3" and a fart.
1" = 2.54 cm
163 cm = 64.17 inches = 5' 4.17"
Therefore a fart must be 1.17" or almost 1 and 3/16ths of an inch.

Easy huh?