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  • nairny54
    nairny54 Posts: 444 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    edited 4 December 2012 at 10:14AM
    Sent to me this morning from my 86yr old Unc.....bless 'im:rotfl::rotfl:



    "WIDDLE WABBITS"














    A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks,
    in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,
    "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
    As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,
    "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
    She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
    .
    .
    .
    "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."






  • Deb_S wrote: »
    worked for me as a trigger last night :)
    with 2 ff and fillers
  • DODO_2
    DODO_2 Posts: 1,529 Forumite
    Tenth Anniversary Combo Breaker
    tigerwhite wrote: »
    Morning
    Tiger cub and I both have a nasty cold (I never get sick so am surprised I've picked it up!).

    Supposed to be at docs at 10am for her 2nd round of immunisations and a jab against meningitis (stable door, horse, bolted on that one :p)

    Off to read back for ten mins as I haven't been online since Friday :eek:

    Laters x

    Will take a lot longer than 10 mins!:D
  • Iamsohappy
    Iamsohappy Posts: 2,598 Forumite
    Ninth Anniversary
    Morning all :)

    Cold and freezing here:eek:
    Smile :) and hopefully the world will smile back

  • Best_price
    Best_price Posts: 4,602 Forumite
    Ninth Anniversary 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    061924.jpg

    hello
    is this working please

    It would be great if you could try it and tell us:D
    You can't live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. ~John Wooden 154/06/270
  • Best_price wrote: »
    It would be great if you could try it and tell us:D
    on my way

    green and black and fererro shop
  • aau1
    aau1 Posts: 19,401 Forumite
    on my way

    green and black and fererro shop

    Don't forget to tell us how it goes this time
    Apparently, everybody knows that the bird is [strike]the word[/strike] a moorhen
  • MKS
    MKS Posts: 10,328 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    nikkilala wrote: »
    Its the febreze ones that are £2.Vanilla or Cranberry(I think its cranberry;)) The old car coupon books had two different febreze coupons in, so you can use both on one candle;)so free candles:Tand they smell lovely:)



    Is is really bad or naive that I had to google !!!!!!:o:o:o:rotfl:

    Ditto. I was trying to think of a football club with those initials that ended with United!:o:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  • Morning all

    Running late this morning. Don't like a mad dash in the morning, puts me all wrong.
    Just about to start work and I didn't even have time for a cup of tea :eek:

    Catch up later :wave:
    ...those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

    PRIDE

    There's a fork in the road, which way will you go
    You standing still or will you step into the great unknown,
    Is yours to decide, this is your life.


  • Naebbirac
    Naebbirac Posts: 2,029 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    Smart1e wrote: »
    Morning all!

    It's worth mentioning that fab fingers are now £6.99 on W's website, they are still showing £3.49 on MSM but they may update at some point today so be careful everyone...

    We need a replacement!

    :eek::eek::eek:

    Still showing as half price on my Waitrose website:D
    Sealed Pot Challenge No 9 516 target £250

    2 years 'fag free' :j:D
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