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Sent to me this morning from my 86yr old Unc.....bless 'im:rotfl::rotfl:
"WIDDLE WABBITS"A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks,in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,"Do you want a widdle white wabbit,or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,.
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"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
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tigerwhite wrote: »Morning
Tiger cub and I both have a nasty cold (I never get sick so am surprised I've picked it up!).
Supposed to be at docs at 10am for her 2nd round of immunisations and a jab against meningitis (stable door, horse, bolted on that one)
Off to read back for ten mins as I haven't been online since Friday :eek:
Laters x
Will take a lot longer than 10 mins!:D0 -
Morning all
Cold and freezing here:eek:Smileand hopefully the world will smile back
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perkypam123 wrote: »
It would be great if you could try it and tell us:DYou can't live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. ~John Wooden 154/06/2700 -
Best_price wrote: »It would be great if you could try it and tell us:D
green and black and fererro shop0 -
perkypam123 wrote: »on my way
green and black and fererro shop
Don't forget to tell us how it goes this timeApparently, everybody knows that the bird is [strike]the word[/strike] a moorhen0 -
Its the febreze ones that are £2.Vanilla or Cranberry(I think its cranberry;)) The old car coupon books had two different febreze coupons in, so you can use both on one candle;)so free candles:Tand they smell lovely:)
Is is really bad or naive that I had to google !!!!!!:o:o:o:rotfl:
Ditto. I was trying to think of a football club with those initials that ended with United!:o:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:0 -
Morning all
Running late this morning. Don't like a mad dash in the morning, puts me all wrong.
Just about to start work and I didn't even have time for a cup of tea :eek:
Catch up later :wave:...those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
PRIDE
There's a fork in the road, which way will you go
You standing still or will you step into the great unknown,
Is yours to decide, this is your life.
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Morning all!
It's worth mentioning that fab fingers are now £6.99 on W's website, they are still showing £3.49 on MSM but they may update at some point today so be careful everyone...
We need a replacement!
:eek::eek::eek:
Still showing as half price on my Waitrose website:DSealed Pot Challenge No 9 516 target £250
2 years 'fag free' :j:D0
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