where's SS?

spud30

ilovegreatdanes wrote: »

he was mad on football so he might have gone to a match and been arrested and be in a cell somewhere......

OMG dont talk about him in the past tense :eek:

By the way, I love Great Danes too !!!!!

LookingAhead

Maybe he sat on his spuds again and is, as we speak, trying to hobble over to the pc to tell us about it......:eek:

James240

ive got SS email address ill email him and if i get a reply ill let you all know

Toto

So, we have the following theories. What do we think

he found a woman and he has her locked away with him so she can't escape – unlikey for too many reasons

ran for cover because snaggles wanted undressing – as doubtful as Martin contacting payplan:rolleyes:

somehow linked to his run in with the br board – possible but Nah.

sitting at home and reading all these threads and loving every minute – you might be onto something

done a runner with oakdale minx – she is way too smart for that, surely no, if so she’ll soon be back :eek:

Gone fishing? – it’s dark now though

He’s with aurora borealis – no he isn’t – or is he?

Arrested at the footie, the police have him – god help any woman in uniform

Gone to look for his genitals – this could take some time

He’s sat on his spuds – mention SS and we all start thinking about his gonads

angelavdavis

immoral_angeluk wrote: »

I reckon he's done a runner with oakdale minx....

Oooooh the scandal!

My thoughts as well!!:rotfl:

Guys, if you are about - post up a message so we know you are OK. x

System

I could take his place in terms of flirting with you lovely ladies?:rolleyes: I know I'm not as witty, sexy, yellow or intelligent as the great man himself and my chat up lines are AR5E and indeed my lack of articulation and eloquence does let me down and unfortunately they always end up in the gutter - but sometimes that's what a woman wants. But hey ladies, I am a man, I maybe poor but I'm the kind of man who knows not the price of everything - only the value and its not what youve got it's what you do with it!:eek: And remember you have seen my spuds - how can you resist? No? OK, I'll get mi coat!:rotfl:

Toto

lennymfo wrote: »

I my chat up lines are AR5E and indeed my lack of articulation and eloquence does let me down and unfortunately they always end up in the gutter - :

My god, are you his twin? :rotfl:

GirlRacer_2

lennymfo wrote: »

I could take his place in terms of flirting with you lovely ladies?:rolleyes: I know I'm not as witty, sexy, yellow or intelligent as the great man himself and my chat up lines are AR5E and indeed my lack of articulation and eloquence does let me down and unfortunately they always end up in the gutter - but sometimes that's what a woman wants. But hey ladies, I am a man, I maybe poor but I'm the kind of man who knows not the price of everything - only the value and its not what youve got it's what you do with it!:eek: And remember you have seen my spuds - how can you resist? No? OK, I'll get mi coat!:rotfl:

:rotfl: nice try lenny :rotfl:

spud30

lennymfo wrote: »

I could take his place in terms of flirting with you lovely ladies?:rolleyes: I know I'm not as witty, sexy, yellow or intelligent as the great man himself and my chat up lines are AR5E and indeed my lack of articulation and eloquence does let me down and unfortunately they always end up in the gutter - but sometimes that's what a woman wants. But hey ladies, I am a man, I maybe poor but I'm the kind of man who knows not the price of everything - only the value and its not what youve got it's what you do with it!:eek: And remember you have seen my spuds - how can you resist? No? OK, I'll get mi coat!:rotfl:

OMG did I miss having a look at your spuds?

Please post me a link

tigtag02

lennymfo wrote: »

I could take his place in terms of flirting with you lovely ladies?:rolleyes: I know I'm not as witty, sexy, yellow or intelligent as the great man himself and my chat up lines are AR5E and indeed my lack of articulation and eloquence does let me down and unfortunately they always end up in the gutter - but sometimes that's what a woman wants. But hey ladies, I am a man, I maybe poor but I'm the kind of man who knows not the price of everything - only the value and its not what youve got it's what you do with it!:eek: And remember you have seen my spuds - how can you resist? No? OK, I'll get mi coat!:rotfl:

Not *met* SS myself (can wait to after this thread)!!

This is a good start though