where's SS?

Toto

I can, but I try not to

tirednurse_2

Not only do I have the uniform...I have some lovely lovely new car mats.
Does this entitle me to be southernscouser nerd number 1?

southernscouser

tirednurse wrote: »

Not only do I have the uniform...I have some lovely lovely new car mats.
Does this entitle me to be southernscouser nerd number 1?

Too bloody right it does!

Are you single? :cool:

Snaggles

I quite like a man in stockings and high heels hahaha!

tirednurse_2

southernscouser wrote: »

Too bloody right it does!

Are you single? :cool:

Am I single? Yes.
I bet you can almost smell the rubber of those new car mats...
So...is it official? Am I SS nerd number one?

southernscouser

tirednurse wrote: »

Am I single? Yes.
I bet you can almost smell the rubber of those new car mats...
So...is it official? Am I SS nerd number one?

It's almost official. You just have to send me a few snaps of you in the buff.

sirboz

Has been nice and quiet round here lately :rolleyes2

Oh no hes back then :eek:

tirednurse_2

southernscouser wrote: »

It's almost official. You just have to send me a few snaps of you in the buff.

No need to send photos. Just think J Lo meets Angelina Jolie meets Cameron Diaz.
(Note to self: must arrange to get my photos airbrushed)

southernscouser

sirboz wrote: »

Has been nice and quiet round here lately :rolleyes2

Oh no hes back then :eek:

What you doing over here? :eek:

Haven't you got any virgins to be playing with? :rolleyes:

southernscouser

tirednurse wrote: »

No need to send photos. Just think J Lo meets Angelina Jolie meets Cameron Diaz.
(Note to self: must arrange to get my photos airbrushed)

Hmmm! Thats a shame!

Not one of those does much for me! :undecided

And no I'm not gay!