The Compers Inn Part 39

fire**fly

Clocks go forward 1 hour – 31st March 2013

sheils6

fire**fly

I_luv_cats wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B0sxDKw_Xc


My friend Billy had a ten foot willy
And he showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
So she cut it with a rake
And now it's only five foot four

wingobins wrote: »

:eek: ILC...I gotta meet Uncle Billy! :rotfl:

I_luv_cats wrote: »

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
Ten thousand volts went up its ar*e
And turned its wool to nylon !

:eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::j:T:rotfl::rotfl:

wingobins

I think I will change clocks now so I don't forget!

sheils6

wingobins wrote: »

I think I will change clocks now so I don't forget!

Its when to alter the heating that confuses me. Have got to manually alter the time on it too. Got to look up how to do it every time.:o

I_luv_cats

Have done most of mine.

fire**fly

:eek::rotfl:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7pz_Y4UIGw

alright get ready
your in heavan when you hear big seven
hey hey diddle dumb day
ei ei ie'er
hey hey diddle dumb day
ei ei ie'er

mary had a little pig she could not stop it grunting
she took it up the garden path and kicked it's little rump in

jack and jill went up a hill to fetch a roll of cheese
jack came down with a beaming smile and his trousers round his knees

little jack horner sat on the corner with a dirty look in his eye
he never looked at the pretty girls but he smiled when the boys went by

up all night and sleep all day really my desire
tried it once but it did not help cause the !!!!! caught a fire

old mother hubbered went to the cupboard to get the poor doggy a bone
when she bent down the dog came around and he gave her a bone of his
own

jack be nimble jack be quick jack jumped over candle stick
silly boy should have jumped higher goodness gracious great balls of
fire

judge dread lay in a double bed with a girl preforming great
he said would you like big seven again she said no but i'll had big
eight


:rotfl::eek:

I_luv_cats

sheils6 wrote: »

Its when to alter the heating that confuses me. Have got to manually alter the time on it too. Got to look up how to do it every time.:o

I have to check the cooker and wristwatch instructions as never remember.


(easier to go forward with the watch though)

I_luv_cats

I_luv_cats