The New Thread

FloFlo

Quote about the lowest payout but doesn't say when.

If you are lucky enough to get that one in 1,033 opportunity to match 4 main numbers how much can you expect to win? A quick review of the prizes paid out over the last few months for matching 4 main numbers reveals that the highest payout was £112, the lowest payout was just £19 and the average payout was £73.

TroutU

frequent wrote: »

Loving the user name :rotfl:

No swearing on the thread.

B..b..but I only used the "H" word in a quote...

SaverSavvy123

bensonsmum wrote: »

And whilst your about it any tips on human flatulance would be good as well - my OH makes me gag at times, its that bad :eek::eek:

Charcoal tablets for both:D Would be best to check with the vet though for the dosage.

chandlerscroft

bensonsmum wrote: »

And whilst your about it any tips on human flatulance would be good as well - my OH makes me gag at times, its that bad :eek::eek:

I have the answer don't give him Heinz five beans or 4p mushy peas :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:, we have about 2 years worth, that is if we have it every day :rotfl:

artypaws

barbara6812 wrote: »

yep hes old and smelly but never ever flatulance ever. The kids usually are the ones for that. and thats the 5 beans. x

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

chandlerscroft wrote: »

Can I have a large Albali red, I've not had any for a few days, I can't reach past the bl@@dy cereal :rotfl::rotfl:

Please, otherwise it's Bavaria again

Ahh Bavaria - yes please, nice and chilled

sleepyme

sleepyme wrote: »

Dear Glitch Fairy please can I ask for loo roll, washing up liquid, tin foil, food bags and more chocolates

Oh and beer for hubby would be good :beer:

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy

chandlerscroft wrote: »

Can I have a large Albali red, I've not had any for a few days, I can't reach past the bl@@dy cereal :rotfl::rotfl:

Please, otherwise it's Bavaria again

A pint of Albali red coming right up :beer:

Have to remember not to take a swig out of every drink I serve tonight, I took a while to surface today :rotfl:

michjay_2

Who was it that had the job of toilet cleaner at HC bar

LOL

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy

scamps1966 wrote: »

Bouncer?? I was thinking entetainment:rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy

michjay wrote: »

Who was it that had the job of toilet cleaner at HC bar

LOL

Lady Leeny