Natty's Kicking her Mortgage in the Pants Diary

gallygirl

Tilly_MFW_in_6_YRS wrote: »

I really fancy a fry up but I don't have black pudding

I do - pop up the road, we're having some for brekkie. Proper Irish stuff, none of that poncy Northern England nonsense .

nattypants wrote: »

Dearest Ms. Gallygirl,

I hope this finds you well, and the weather has been somewhat pleasant in your area of Great Britain.

I myself have been somewhat perturbed of late, regarding unnecessary changes to my body, which I fear, may be as a result of a poor dietary intake. To this end, I have concluded (upon the most excellent suggestion of my very dear friend, AJ Money), to commence with immediate effect a 'food diary' in which to document one's eating habits.

I would be very much delighted if you would care to join me in this most exciting of adventures?

R.S.V.P

Ms. Nattypants

Oh, ok then as you asked so nicely . Seeing as how I am back at fat club, my diary will be perfect, with 5 fruit & veg every hour, no chocolate, alcohol, cheese etc. Unless offered it and it would be rude to refuse .

nattypants

I have no coffee in the house, this is a major disaster of catastrophic proportions.

Also I am down to only 2 loo rolls.

And don't even get me STARTED on the biscuit situation.


In other non-mortgage related news, today is most definitely cooler....almost chilly

#wasted£3onapaddlingpool

gallygirl

Have you seen your weather forecast for the next 10 days :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:? Makes mine look fabulous. Does mean my newly installed shed guttering will get tried out. Which is :T and :eek: in equal measures .
#yepshedidwaste£3onapaddlingpool

nattypants

S'pose it will save me from watering the garden, speaking of which this is the first year I have grown potatoes - the virginity of which I know will come as quite a shock.

Anyway, flowers have now appeared and according to my sources (namely my friend, and subsequently the Internet), this means my potatoes are ready. Yes?

#that'smynext50mealsplanned

Tilly_MFW_in_6_YRS

nattypants wrote: »

Also I am down to only 2 loo rolls.

#wasted£3onapaddlingpool

Now this is serious news :eek:

pink_poppy

gallygirl wrote: »

I do - pop up the road, we're having some for brekkie. Proper Irish stuff, none of that poncy Northern England nonsense .

Excuse me?! :eek:

nattypants wrote: »

#wasted£3onapaddlingpool

natty, have you not seen the episode of Still Game where Jack sits with his feet in a washing up bowl filled with water & ice ~ tsk, you could have saved yourself that £3!!

Tomato crisps: I've definitely had them in (Northern!!) England but haven't seen them there for ages. A bit boggin' if I remember correctly.

nattypants

pink_poppy wrote: »

Tomato crisps: I've definitely had them in (Northern!!) England but haven't seen them there for ages. A bit boggin' if I remember correctly.

Noooooooo tomato sauce crisps are delish!!!! Someone back me up please :doh:

nattypants

pink_poppy wrote: »

natty, have you not seen the episode of Still Game where Jack sits with his feet in a washing up bowl filled with water & ice ~ tsk, you could have saved yourself that £3!!

I didn't see that, I did however see the photograph of a guy in a wheelie-bin with the caption suggesting a Scottish version of a hot tub

skint_spice

nattypants wrote: »

Noooooooo tomato sauce crisps are delish!!!! Someone back me up please :doh:

I shall, they are lovely, bit sweet though so I can see why others might not like them.

I remember the Still Game episode, the old folk down here will probably still be wearing several layers and taking a travel rug to put round them on the bench at the beach:D

gallygirl

nattypants wrote: »

Noooooooo tomato sauce crisps are delish!!!! Someone back me up please :doh:

Another backer upper here. Especially in a nice well fired Scotch roll .