Elite 11+ CHOC full of bargains. Don't WINE if you can't KETCHUP with it all

lokitty

I like this so thought I would share.
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a
conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets
and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an
accountant.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats
but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind
them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket,
please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in
hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So
after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on
the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all
that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the
return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket
at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed
accountant.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom
and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train
departs. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom
and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He
knocks on the door and says, Ticket, please."

GingerNinja_87

3010 wrote: »

Welcome to all the newbies. I just had a quick scan of names and have seen some new ones. :beer:

Hi 3010 :T I'm just posting like crazy here haha, I hope people don't mind ^_^ I'm having fun!

celebrate

jumblejack wrote: »

Oo. Thanks to op on the main thread:



Don't forget to thank her!!!!! Great post.

have done, not that i need any more creams after the bodyshop glitch

well i'm spoilt for choice tomorrow

boots /T's or A's, which first :cool: decisions...decisions


talking of bodyshop, many thanks to captain blonde chick and inna and anyone else who send me a pressie in the post sooo sorry if i forgot to mention you and yes you clever people stampie did not meet frankie :T:T:T

ChrisEvanson

tyroleandancer wrote: »

Please could someone help me? I've been out and have come back to find half the posts have been edited.
I did go and do a 2 x H&S plus a cheapie earlier on today to confirm the glitch worked so hoping someone will take pity and let me know if any of the other combos are working before I head back out


Really don't want to go to HUKD
Please
Thank you

This just highlights loud and clear what I said earlier about how daft and counter-productive it is to delete these posts. No doubt someone posted about the Smartprice shampoo not working then deleted it too? I know everyone says stop arguing etc but guys can we please stop this ridiculous deleting of posts?

locarr

GingerNinja_87 wrote: »

There is/was a link to all the 3 for 2s you could pick from at tesco ..and then could compare with Asda to make your shopping list... did that get taken down as well? It was a link to msm... it's what I used to pick my frieda items..

here you go ginge!!

http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/#/tesco/bundle/604387_34413.html?Page=5

midwinter

ChrisEvanson wrote: »

4 x Robertson's Classic Mincemeat (411g)£5.56 £0.80
1 x Heinz Tomato Ketchup Squeezy (1.5Kg)£3.00 £0.19
1 x M&M's Chocolate Pouch (185g)£2.09 £2.09
2 x Alberto VO5 Give Me Moisture Shampoo (250ml)£4.00 £4.00
1 x Allinson Bakers' Grade Very Strong White Bread Flo...£1.48 £1.49
1 x Asda Home Baking Easy Bake Yeast (6 per pack - 42g...£0.64 N/A
1 x ASDA Smartprice Shampoo (500ml)£0.20 N/A
1 x Activia Mango, Apricot, Kiwi & Strawberry Yogurt (...£3.00 £3.00
3 x Vina Albali Rosado Tempranillo (750ml)£18.54 £12.00

A bit fed up with the chocs as only got because I thought they would compare at £1. M&M's bag on 2 for £3.

Seems the shampoo doesn't work then, hence why people are buying the conditioner Wish it had been made clearer as it seems everyone else knew? Or was it just luck people bought conditioner?

Yesterday, I needed 2 more movie bag pouches for the free cinema ticket, planned to get the minstrels, but once I got to the store, the minstrels hadn't got the cinema offer on them! Quick text to DS1, to get him to find out, which of the £2.09 bags were £1 in T's!

Always useful to have someone else in the family that understands how the PP or the APG works

swwifie

3010 wrote: »

You lot have talked a lot today. We will be needing a new thread on Thursday. :eek::eek: :rotfl:

I have one day off and talk all day, good job Im not often sick, it will all slow down on Monday when I go back to work.

celebrate

GingerNinja_87 wrote: »

Hi 3010 :T I'm just posting like crazy here haha, I hope people don't mind ^_^ I'm having fun!

you're not new any more though, every other post is one of yours:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

mhoc

Caught up

Help please with a suitable hair colour - any suggestions for a sort of mid-dark brow, mahogany, dark copper sort of colour which is sold by t and a and might compare?

Seems to be loads of browns and blondes, black and bright red but nothing for me

David.

ChrisEvanson wrote: »

So can I just flag up loud and clear:

Shampoo glitch: Buy the Asda smartprice conditioner as your cheap item, NOT the shampoo. The 20p shampoo doesn't compare.

Chris I am new to all of this but I have mysupermarket open and always click on the picture of the item and if it compares at the other shops it shows their prices.
Just to make sure because I did not want to mess up with 2 bottles of shampoo for a tenner