Elite 11+ CHOC full of bargains. Don't WINE if you can't KETCHUP with it all

rhosynbach

celebrate wrote: »

can i have beanz and ketchup on mine:D:D:D:D:D:p:p:p:p:p

think thats what we are all having

Magicowen

QPR10 wrote: »

Thank you I could cope better if I hadnt lost 3 other cats to serious illness & nursed them all through their last months in the last few years plus skinny cats brother has the begins of cholangial hepitias which is what one of the others died of

Both going back in 3 weeks

Oh QPR10, I'm so sorry for what you have had to go through I can't imagine what that must have been like, and to then find out about Skinny Cat and his brother, no wonder you've been so upset.
{{{huge hugs}}} and everything crossed including Percy's paws that there is some good news for the both of them xx

Whoops-a-Daisy

lookinforabargain wrote: »

Smile for the day--Amazing Facts

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(O.M.G.!!!)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.(Creepy)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Don't try this at home; maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home . What the...?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm.......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, have a great weekend.

(and God love that pig!)

:rotfl::rotfl:Brilliant!:rotfl::rotfl:

FloFlo

locarr wrote: »

some of the John Freida and Aussie stuff is on 3 for £10 at A's, will this have a negative effect on Apg please!:D

Not if you buy 2 and 1 cheapie.

ChrisEvanson

Apparently you guys are a load of tramps and trampettes lmfaooooo!!! How rude though. Jacket spud anyone?

tigerwhite_2

Clipstrip_Bargains wrote: »

Good luck hope your watwrs break in A's

well I'm back and I'm glad my waters didnt break in A:eek:

Got 2 different shops and shampoo varieties (tresemme 900ml and the batiste dry shampoo) and couldn't resist some more 5 beanz, a TK and a mincemeat. BUT I've made such an amateur mistake... I included 2 boxes of nappies that were on offer :wall::wall: They were soooo cheap (2 boxes for £14, normally 2 boxes for £20 and just in the normal A baby promo and I forgot myself). I really could kick myself. I'm hoping they come back N/A but sincerely doubt it. If so, I'm going to have to try and refund as much as i can. Doofus baby brain head!!!!

celebrate

so is the topic of the night pig's orgasms then:D:D:D:D


oops i was supposed to be going off to bed:p

FloFlo

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CookieRaider

I so hope that all the arguing from the last thread is not spilling into here You all have a new glitch so enjoy it and stop the !!!!!ing please

Nice posts Karly (doc) i also use the other side and can see where some people are coming from when they say that they should have a go but it allways ends up with to many cooks an all that let's just keep this under the radar for as long as poss eh :cool: (shampoo i mean)

FloFlo

ChrisEvanson wrote: »

Apparently you guys are a load of tramps and trampettes lmfaooooo!!! How rude though. Jacket spud anyone?

I'm a trampette now but I used to be a cottager.:eek::p