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jumblejack

lookinforabargain wrote: »

Smile for the day--Amazing Facts

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(O.M.G.!!!)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.(Creepy)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Don't try this at home; maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home . What the...?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm.......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, have a great weekend.

(and God love that pig!)

For more interesting facts, google secret policemans ball:interesting facts (John Cleese). Very funny. We have the audio sketches at home somewhere :rotfl:

MrsBartolozzi

[STRIKE]From looking at the receipt details on hukd, I see what mistake Asda have made . Why do we need to buy 1 cheap item? Does it not work with 3 dearer ones?[/STRIKE]

Scrub that, looked at another one and now have no idea how it works, lol. I'll buy some cheapy shampoo then.

lookinforabargain

French_Knickers wrote: »

Why change the habit of a lifetime? :rotfl:

And he's back

ETA

I didn't mean that in a bad way! Just realised that could have been taken the wrong way
Just meant it was good to see you back after you said you were taking a break!

Think I'll go put my shovel away now! :rotfl:

GingerNinja_87

noooooo :eek: I think I'm the second poster today who has fallen fowl of their blooming printer >_< have plenty of black and white but it's refusing to print because two of the colours run out.

I hope there are no issues checking an APG and re logging to get it another day otherwise I've lost it! I tried to print but it was forever queued because of the problem so I don't think the site registered it as printed thank god. I'm thinking of print screening it just in case I can't print it directly once we can buy ink (I only want to print it once no cheating!!!) but does that make it a photocopy or something?

ruxpin

Hey everyone,

Thanks for all the hardwork on the haircare, hopefully it'll still be working tomorrow so I can treat myself to some nice shampoo and cond

Been to T's to use a few pizza coupons, hadn't used any upto now...talk about waiting till the last minute! Gave a few spare coupons to a couple who had put some pizzas in their trolley and they were very grateful:)

Also picked up this Angelcare baby monitor in T's £39.97 on a white SEL with a *, there was only the one on the shelf in W1gan

http://www.boots.com/en/Angelcare-Sound-Movement-Baby-Monitor-AC401_52932/?cm_mmc=Shopping%20Engines-_-Affiliate%20Window-_---_-Angelcare%20Sound%20%20Movement%20Baby%20Monitor%20AC401&cm_mmc_o=-uubkbzfwlCjCKww5kbELCjCvi%20i9%20niioCjCC

pattylabelle

nerfdad wrote: »

I got 9 bottles of shampoo and they cost 16p each in 1 shop:D

Great!! APG massive?

locarr

pattylabelle wrote: »

Sit down and throw off your shoes. Think you are being a wee bit sensitive. I know what it is....you need a drink:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


Are you mysmith??

How rude:(

nerfdad wrote: »

I got 9 bottles of shampoo and they cost 16p each in 1 shop:D

Will you post the results here or on HDUK!!:p

tyzer2001

Nope, you can print them as many times as you want. Obviously there's no benefit to printing loads, because each one needs the receipt with it to use it.

mc4martyc

mc4martyc wrote: »

Go here and halfway down is a pdf factsheet for minor head injuries and what to keep an eye out for. Its for adults but also applies to children with some obviuos exceptions. Or so I was told on my first aid course a couple of weeks ago

Sorry forgot to add link lol
http://www.headway.org.uk/Factsheets.aspx

Doesn't mention jaw pain on there so as others have said if in doubt check it out