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  • ADC_3
    ADC_3 Posts: 116 Forumite
    Rarely do I post but this time you have strayed into the awful and mindless area of celebrity culture. You should be ashamed of yourself. It diminishes the value of the site to indulge in such atavistic rubbish.

    Regards - a grumpy old man
    Beep Beep
  • peterg1965
    peterg1965 Posts: 2,164 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper
    JEREMY CLARKSON - he is the man for Chancellor.
  • OrangeProse
    OrangeProse Posts: 206 Forumite
    Sir Alan 'Sir Alan' Sugar.

    On the last series of the Apprentice, he used a phrase which I think I will never forget - "as sure as there's a hole in my bloody arce" [sic]. In fact I had nightmares for weeks afterwards of glimpses of said appendage, looming.

    I'd just love to hear him come out with that whilst brandishing that tatty red case.

    "I'm raising duty on petrol, as sure as there's a hole in my bloody arce!" [sic]

    Classic.
    "I'm not a one-trick pony. I'm not a ten-trick pony. I'm a whole field of ponies - and they're all literally running towards this job."
    An utter berk, 2010.
  • Fantasy Chancellor:

    Gordon Brown delivered his latest Budget last week; an annual event usually capable of causing controversy and frustration. So if you had to replace him with one of the following celebs to be Chancellor, who would it be?

    S. Alan Sugar - 24.9% - (1022 Votes)
    H. Ricky Gervais - 9.4% - (389 Votes)
    O. Jeremy Paxman - 8.6% - (351 Votes)
    T. Jeremy Vine - 6.8% - (280 Votes)
    N. Chris Moyles - 5.4% - (222 Votes)
    A. Ruth Badger - 5.3% - (220 Votes)
    K. Nick Leeson - 4.4% - (179 Votes)
    C. Simon Cowell - 4.2% - (171 Votes)
    J. Philip Green - 4.1% - (170 Votes)
    I. Jade Goody - 3.5% - (146 Votes)
    E. Judi Dench - 3.4% - (139 Votes)
    L. Melinda Messenger - 3.2% - (135 Votes)
    G. Noel Edmonds - 3.1% - (127 Votes)
    B. Karren Brady - 2.9% - (118 Votes)
    Q. Anne Robinson - 2.4% - (97 Votes)
    F. Pete Doherty - 2.4% - (96 Votes)
    D. Paul Daniels - 2.1% - (84 Votes)
    M. Helen Mirren - 1.8% - (73 Votes)
    R. Delia Smith - 1.7% - (68 Votes)
    P. Angela Rippon - 0.4% - (16 Votes)

    Total votes: 4,103

    Thanks to all that participated :smiley:
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