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Miss_Laid

purdita wrote: »

Hit her hard Tinyshoes

Why are you so mean to me

freddies_flyers_two

I was walking past my fridge last night when I thought I heard a couple of onions singing a Bee Gees song. Then I realised it was only chives talking.

Ilovemykids

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder.

this reminded me of something my ds1 said to me when he was about 3 .................

you have to picture the scene ... a small boy pointing at his mums boobs!! lol


Mummy if you had two more of those you would be a cow!!!!!!!!

:eek: :mad: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

artypaws

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

I don't think I could watch it live - it would hurt too much! But I truly envy you!

I am looking forward to the laughter therapy - poor DD knows when I am watching the show as I just can't control the laughter even on the repeats as I have probably missed some of the jokes with laughing the first time round

chandlerscroft

Miss_Laid wrote: »

Why are you so mean to me

Must be jealous of your marmalade stach, sounds to me like your in a bit of a jam. :rotfl:

ellzx

Fudge_Cake wrote: »

:heart2: MisalignedHalo :Axxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx A true angel, halo firmly in place :A
:heart2: jamsponge
:heart2: bubbs :A
:heart2: Ellzx
:heart2: celebrate :Axxxxxx (You are NOT selfish, stupid, pathetic person and please don't appologise for blowing your top! He's put you through so much so it's not surprising! Thinking of you xxx)
:heart2: ToNik - Hope your weekend got better :A
:heart2: blondy - :A
:heart2: brand8 - So incredibly sorry for your loss and so young :A Thinking of you :Axxxxx
:heart2: freddies flyers two
:heart2: FloFlo :A You're most certainly not cursed, just having a lot of bad luck Thinking of you :Axxxxxx
:heart2: MMW :A xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:heart2: Nikki :A :heart2: Nannylala :A:heart2: Auntielala :A Sending you a great big boost and the bestest wishes. Thinking of you all xxxxx
:heart2: cattysmum - :AThank you! :Axxx So so so pleased for you :j:j:j:j
:heart2: bensonsmum - No cigarettes!!! :j:j KEEP GOING, you can do it Thank you for all your support as always :Axxxx
:heart2: Ceriain - I'm so sorry life is so difficult for you at present. I am wishing you lots and lots of luck that you're able to find employment soon. What an angel you are :A Far from ignorant and I'm sorry you were made to feel the need to justify yourself. You are very much welcome on this thread, whenever you are able :Axxxx
:heart2: Magicowen :A- Thank you very muchly Wishing you a fabby holiday :cool: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
:heart2: Tinyshoes :A - Incredibly sorry to hear Mum's continuing to suffer. You are doing such a wonderful job juggling everything and you clearly love her very much. Please don't appologise, you carry on posting, we're here for you :Axxxx I do hope the MRI results are positive and Mum's feeling better this evening. Thinking of you and sending my love :Axxxxx
:heart2: Ruxpin
:heart2: Westie, :heart2:chelseagirl, :heart2:flowerclipper, :heart2: fellow fudge


QPR - :T:AThank you :heart2:
QOC - :T:AThank you
FK - :T:AThank you, :T Weight loss :j
izzeyb - :T:AThank you
Laura Cello - :T:AThank you No I'm not a trained chef but thank you so much for such a lovely compliment :heart2::Axx
Enterprise - :T:AThank you :heart2:
Calmspirit - :T:AThank you :heart2:
Jumblejack - :T:AThank you
Sir F - :T:AThank you for everything and another HUGE Congratulations! :T:heart2:
Gemini Jes - :T:AThank you :heart2:
jtz - :T:AThank you

Snap - :T:AThank you :heart2: Brilliant holiday snaps :D

sorryaboutmywife - :T Thank you for the Ebay voucher link (I think someone else mentioned it after too, THANK YOU!)

:hello:Scamps
:hello:fosters1

:rotfl::rotfl:Purdy - Graham Norton show! :eek::T 2000th post :T:heart2: Good luck with WW :T

:rotfl::rotfl: Nikki - 50 shades of Grey + teenage son:rotfl::rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl:mrs-moneypenny - Public airing of 50 shades :eek::rotfl:

:jkymie - Great weekend!:jWorld record holder

jamsponge, freddies flyers, QPR, Bananababe's OH, Bubbs, calmspirit, Ellzx, Happy, mharzuk, FK, baby tiger, ruxpin, Auntielala, Mr 3Dogs, baby Bootsalebargains and Mummy Tinyshoes - Big big cuddles to you all and everyone else that's not feeling their best :Axxx

DODO - :jGreat holiday :T

Scarlini - :jLosing weight :T

Miss Laid - Mega gutted I missed out on the gorgeous Dorothy Perkins maxi dress. Good luck, I hope you got it

Bootsalebargains - :bdaycake:HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

And lastly all my love to the ever wonderful, strong, brave and courageous Susan and Alan. I was so so sad to read your diary post last night and hope with all my heart that Alan was feeling a little more 'with it' today It must be so hard for you Susan, you're doing fabulously :A Sending the biggest cuddles

I know I will have missed something important

So hugs to anyone that got lost :A xxxxx

I finally got a mention! So happy! Your Welcome Fudge_Cake :hello:

1+1=4

freddies_flyers_two wrote: »

I was walking past my fridge last night when I thought I heard a couple of onions singing a Bee Gees song. Then I realised it was only chives talking.

pmsl:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

freddies_flyers_two

Lots of the fresh pasta's are £1.50 each or 2 for £2.50, so £1.50 with ur £1 off coupon. Might be able to get rid of the T & M sauce after all, although I'll still be stuck with 20 bags of value penne then!

Miss_Laid

chandlerscroft wrote: »

Must be jealous of your marmalade stach, sounds to me like your in a bit of a jam. :rotfl:

Heaven preserve us from these chronic jokes

karlie88

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