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Totally Embarassed - Not DFW Related Though
moonlightpjs
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Hi Guys
Have been thinking all day whether to post it as I am totally embarassed but I though some of you could do with a chuckle:-
The story starts here - approx 9 months ago we were clearing out as had a baby due. My 7 year old son asked if he could have some old VHS tapes (he has a TV that has a video in it) so we said yes, he could have them as we haven't had a VCR for about 2 years.
Forgotton all about it until last night, hubby busy talking to his cousin about VW engines (yaaaaaaaaaaawn), I'm playing with baby, son upstairs supposed to be getting ready for bed. Suddenly, son is shouting at the top of his voice "Mummy -come quick - you're on telly" What the heck I thought and started running up to his bedroom (3 floors up) he greets me at the door of his bedroom saying "Mummy, I'm so proud of you, you're famous just like Doctor Who". So in I go and see the TV - on the screen is, well,.........umm, not sure how to put this .......................well, a lady that is naked, jumping up and down on "something!!!" (which by the way you couldn't see) You could only see her from the chin down to her waist and she has absolutly massive boobs (imagine a big fat fairy cake with a jelly stuck in the middle), they were ernormous, really, really big and obviously not real. I was glued to the spot and couldn't move, said to son, "that isn't Mummy darling" "Yes, it is " he says, "the boobies are yours". Now, please let me tell you that they weren't mine - I know mine are big but not that flaming big. I know I should have just turned the TV off but I was just transfixed, son was jumping about saying I was famous etc.
I shouted to my hubby and he and his cousin and baby came up, he took one look, turned it off and took out the tape - guilty actions I think!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Son now upset saying he wanted to see Mummy on TV, Mummy totally, well, I'm not sure what now so off we all go back downstairs, son left in bedroom to get PJ's on. Cousin makes hasty exit. I glare at hubby, hubby tells me somebody from work gave it to him years ago (must have been right) and he felt he would look a fool if he said no, said he'd never watched it.
Needless to say I'm not speaking to him, didn't say anything to son this morning as I didn't want to jog his memory in case he said something at school, have actually been waiting for school to rind, thankfully they haven't and had a mushy text from hubby (Yuk!)
By the way - I'm laughing about it now - just not gonna let hubby know!
Have been thinking all day whether to post it as I am totally embarassed but I though some of you could do with a chuckle:-
The story starts here - approx 9 months ago we were clearing out as had a baby due. My 7 year old son asked if he could have some old VHS tapes (he has a TV that has a video in it) so we said yes, he could have them as we haven't had a VCR for about 2 years.
Forgotton all about it until last night, hubby busy talking to his cousin about VW engines (yaaaaaaaaaaawn), I'm playing with baby, son upstairs supposed to be getting ready for bed. Suddenly, son is shouting at the top of his voice "Mummy -come quick - you're on telly" What the heck I thought and started running up to his bedroom (3 floors up) he greets me at the door of his bedroom saying "Mummy, I'm so proud of you, you're famous just like Doctor Who". So in I go and see the TV - on the screen is, well,.........umm, not sure how to put this .......................well, a lady that is naked, jumping up and down on "something!!!" (which by the way you couldn't see) You could only see her from the chin down to her waist and she has absolutly massive boobs (imagine a big fat fairy cake with a jelly stuck in the middle), they were ernormous, really, really big and obviously not real. I was glued to the spot and couldn't move, said to son, "that isn't Mummy darling" "Yes, it is " he says, "the boobies are yours". Now, please let me tell you that they weren't mine - I know mine are big but not that flaming big. I know I should have just turned the TV off but I was just transfixed, son was jumping about saying I was famous etc.
I shouted to my hubby and he and his cousin and baby came up, he took one look, turned it off and took out the tape - guilty actions I think!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Son now upset saying he wanted to see Mummy on TV, Mummy totally, well, I'm not sure what now so off we all go back downstairs, son left in bedroom to get PJ's on. Cousin makes hasty exit. I glare at hubby, hubby tells me somebody from work gave it to him years ago (must have been right) and he felt he would look a fool if he said no, said he'd never watched it.
Needless to say I'm not speaking to him, didn't say anything to son this morning as I didn't want to jog his memory in case he said something at school, have actually been waiting for school to rind, thankfully they haven't and had a mushy text from hubby (Yuk!)
By the way - I'm laughing about it now - just not gonna let hubby know!
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oh heck, what a nightmare!! lolOlympic Countdown Challenge #145 ~ DFW Nerd #389 ~ Debt Free Date: [STRIKE]December 2015[/STRIKE] September 2015
:j BabySpendalot arrived 26/6/11 :j0 -
What made you think that your DH was the only man in the world who had never watched a porno vid? The fact that he let you give the vids to your son rather supports his argument that he'd had it for ages and forgotten about it. Your son will soon forget it. If he does mention it again just tell him it wasn't you and keep calm - he isn't seeing the same activity that you are.0
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Sorry but i thought that was REALLLY funny.
My mam and dad wanted to show my OH a video of me in a school play thing a few years ago and they dug out a dusty vhs from the display cabinet... put it on.. and all 4 of us and the dog drew round the tv.... to find it was a ..erm... "NAKED DANCE VIDEO" shall we call it.
Luckily we are all old enough to find it funny... but i dunno who was more embarassed, my shy ish OH, my embarassed parents or me being rpesented with their !!!!!!!
*points at weller* YOUR FAMOUS!!!!
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lmao that's brilliant.Total 'Failed Business' Debt £29,043
Que sera, sera.
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immoral_angeluk wrote: »lmao that's brilliant.
Sorryy - being a nerd here but what does IMAO mean?0 -
lmao - Laugh My !!! Off0
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:rotfl:
Reminds me of something that happened to me years ago. I used to work with a bloke who created pirate videos converting them from American to UK format before they were released over here.
I got a copy of Fantasia for my cousin as her kids had seen the adverts saying it was going to be released over here & were torturing her for it - it came in a plain case as he said he hadn't had a chance to do the covers yet. He winked at me as he handed it over but I didn't think anything of it.
Got home (living with parents at the time) & Mam, dad, nan aunty, cousin & her kids were already there so thought I might as well pop it it the video.
It was a film called Fantasia right enough but it wasn't a Walt Disney cartoon
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Sorry but i thought that was REALLLY funny.
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me too! I love the innocence of your little boy's reaction... seeing boobies and instantly thinking "Mummy!". Awwww... enjoy that whilst it lasts... that'll be the last thing on his mind in a few years time (well one would hope!)
Dont be too hard on your hubby - it's only !!!!!! for goodness sake...:D i'm sure he is a perfectly healthy red blooded male with natural desires etc.. I would be somewhat concerned if my OH didn't watch the odd blue movie... it doesnt sound like its something he has an unnatural interest in...0 -
Brilliant.....that made me laugh my head off!!! Poor you, you must have been mortified! Oh bless him for being so excited about you being on tv. I'm supposed to be making casserole for tea, but had to stop and read your post lol!"I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough.":smileyhea97800072589250
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Just be thankful it wasn't you in the film!!!! That would have been much worse!!!Made it - 15 years married!! Finally!! xx:beer:0
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