The 11+ thread; where all are welcome, but be prepared for some serious money saving!

FloFlo

freddies_flyers_two wrote: »

I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper......... To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.

Keep 'em coming :T

freddies_flyers_two

My husband has said he is leaving me for treating him like a child, but I don't think he will.

He's grounded.

purdita

- What would you call a drunk who works at an upholstery shop?
A recovering alcoholic.

Thats all folks night night. xx ....I'll leave you with one last thought

He who laughs last......probably didn't get the joke

tamilla

French_Knickers wrote: »

Is your PC making the same noises it usually makes when it starts up? You will know the sequence and duration of noises it usually makes as it boots itself up.........are they the same?

Same noise but louder

freddies_flyers_two

I walked into my bedroom today and tripped on a bra… I think it was a boobie trap.

French_Knickers

tamilla wrote: »

Same noise but louder

Hard drive is chattering away with the light flashing on and off as usual?

celebrate

evening all
just wanted to log on and give some love to 3dogs and alan xx

my mum got trouted in asda of all places last week she tells me now, apparently her whoopsies got taken off her by the checkout girl for being too cheap:eek::eek::eek::eek: called a manager who said yes they are to cheap and took them off my mum (prawns 20p and nan breads 15p)

anyway my mum wnet back to thr fridges confuddled as to what the heck was going on, same manger puts the flippin prawns back on the same shelf:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: same price:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

then puts the nan breads back for 20p instead of 15p.... that'll make the stores annual profits go through the roof won't it?:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

problem is the same SA and supervisor have done exactly the same thing to my neice before, i told her to complain then and she was too lazy and never did. I will not let tis one slip through my fingers. Very angry letter been sent personally to store manager.

Do you think it's overkill if I send it to head office as well pls ?

Ps took your advice and got the knitting out FK :D:D:D:D:D
ok maybe not:p:p:p:p:p

freddies_flyers_two

Thats all folks! G'night!

Fudge_Cake_2

For celebrate - Lovely to see you posting, hope you had a bit of time over the weekend to chill and quality time with the kids

Been thinking of you xxxx

celebrate

Fudge_Cake wrote: »

For celebrate - Lovely to see you posting, hope you had a bit of time over the weekend to chill and quality time with the kids

Been thinking of you xxxx

ah thanks and some back to you, glad the party went well xx
been sorting some stuff out at my flat
ex has been texting me looks like he agrees not to come back beacuse he admits he will never change (tw*t) but is being rather civilised about it which was a relief, so no i haven't been out whoopsying (an elite's idea of a night out how sad are we?:rotfl:)