The 11+ thread; where all are welcome, but be prepared for some serious money saving!

linzi2484

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

That's alright - I have to work out how old mine are (25 and 22 I think!!), and I used to call them by the wrong names (boy and girl!)

I have 4 brothers and sisters my mum goes through us all mel,lin,kirs,dan sophie get here, that type of thing lol

My brother and my son are so alike they get called Jack Daniel :rotfl:

Miss_Laid

SaverSavvy123 wrote: »

MissL not biting tonight, think she must be saving it up for something big for you purdy

I have been told off for being a horrid person and I have to be nice

Dizzy_Ditzy

I went shopping today and bought some vegetables and a games console. Stupidly though, I put them both in the same bag, now my Wii smells of asparagus.

linzi2484

Or Jack Off, when he's touching ornaments and such :rotfl:

SaverSavvy123

Miss_Laid wrote: »

I have been told off for being a horrid person and I have to be nice

Says who??? I think you are a wonderful lady :D

purdita

So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants. It was Wedgie Kray.

Dizzy_Ditzy

I went to Madame Zsa Zsa's Psychic Shop today but it wasn't open.There was a sign on the door that read: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances.'

QPR10

tigerwhite wrote: »

Nearly penalty time - s'pose I'll have to stay up for it now!

Thats what my Mum said I'll just finished explaining the jokes to her.

And now i want to go to the toilet i guess i'll have to wait.

Even the cat who watches T.V. has jumped on the sofa to watch the penalties

Miss_Laid

SaverSavvy123 wrote: »

Says who??? I think you are a wonderful lady :D

How much do I owe you?

purdita

Miss_Laid wrote: »

I have been told off for being a horrid person and I have to be nice

OMG....you are really going to struggle :rotfl::rotfl: