The 11+ thread; where all are welcome, but be prepared for some serious money saving!

Call_of_Trouty

Ilovemykids wrote: »

great haul


do you have some more info on the above please

Disney, Bottle, bowl and plate set b/c 7783 - 86p
Chef aid kitchen scissor tongs b/c 2020 - 36p
Wooden tie hanger b/c 9789 - 62p

midwinter

Waves to Westvleteren, nods in approval at the puzzle having fewer gaps.

Night all, time for my bed too.

Hope you all have good days tomorrow.

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy

housewifeintraining wrote: »

Had bloodtest results back today -I have low iron levels, a not quite right thyroid level and in the words of my doctor 'that liver result is a bit weird'

Now if only chocolate was high in iron.....

I have good news for you, it is. Check out chocolate iron on Google

French_Knickers

Best_price wrote: »

That looks gorgeous. It make me feel hungry:D

I just fancied em, I really did!!

I just redeemed myself with this. Only one spud....I did eat the whole pack of chicken but it was the finest butter breast one and fat content was almost nothing. Also added NO salt even tot he spuds to counter the salt on the chips earlier. Oh the gravy was tesco finest beef, port and thyme gravy.....and yeah i know its beef gravy on chicken, but gravy is gravy to me!

This bloody healthy diet thing is gonna be the death of me!!!!

QPR10

French_Knickers wrote: »

I had 'the urge' at teatime so had roe and a small chips........

Thats a Miss Laid small chips, ours does small chips £1.40 but they cover a big plate even I struggle to eat them all, but they are verboten now due being cooked in the same oil as battered fish. I'll miss the banter & sympathy from the Chelsea supporting owner

Ilovemykids

Call_of_Trouty wrote: »

Disney, Bottle, bowl and plate set b/c 7783 - 86p
Chef aid kitchen scissor tongs b/c 2020 - 36p
Wooden tie hanger b/c 9789 - 62p

thankyou

SaverSavvy123

Cats Part 3

5. Play

This is an important part of your life. Get enough sleep in the daytime so you are fresh for your nocturnal games. Below are listed several favourite cat games that you can play. It is important though to maintain one's Dignity at all times. If you should have an accident during play, such as falling off a chair, immediately wash a part of your body as if to say "I MEANT to do that!" It fools those humans every time.

5.1 Games

a) "Catch Mouse". The humans would have you believe that those lumps under the covers are their feet and hands. They are lying. They are actually Bed Mice, rumoured to be the most delicious of all the mice in the world, though no cat has ever been able to catch one. Rumour also has it that only the most ferocious attack can stun them long enough for you to dive under the covers to get them. Maybe YOU can be the first to taste the Bed Mouse!

b) "King of the Hill": This game must be played with at least one other cat. The more, the merrier! One or both of the sleeping humans is Hill 303 which must be defended at all costs from the other cat(s). Anything goes. This game allows for the development of unusual tactics as one must take the unstable playing theatre into account.

Warning: Playing games (a) and (b) to excess will result in expulsion from the bed and possibly from the bedroom. Should the humans grow restless, immediately begin purring and cuddle up to them. This should buy you some time until they fall asleep again. If one happens to be on a human when this occurs, this cat wins the round of King of the Hill.

c) "Tag" (Also known by humans as "Charge of the Light Brigade"): Obviously this game also requires two or more cats, and may include a dog as well. One cat is "it". The other(s) chase him around the apartment until they catch up to him. Then follows the "Scrum", after which the cat who caught the other becomes "it" and is chased around. Great fun, but has the greatest potential for loss of Dignity from maneuvers such as the Throw Rug Wipeout and the Non-Carpeted Floor Skid. Whenever such a situation occurs, all feline participants must immediately wash themselves. Dogs are generally too stupid to do this and may continue to play. In this case, the dog automatically becomes "it" and should be subjected to the Pileup.

d) "Tube Mouse": This is a game played in the bathroom. Next to the Big White Drinking Bowl is a roll of soft white paper which is artfully attached to the wall so that it can spin. Inside this roll is the Tube Mouse. When you grab the paper, the Tube Mouse will spin frantically as it tries to escape from you. When the Mouse is exposed, it dies of fright and stops spinning. But that's OK because you now have a great new toy to pounce on, play with, and shred! Part two of the game is to make the angry human believe that the other cat did it. This is related to another fun game, "Snowstorm", in which you try to make it look like a blizzard has occurred in the room. You can track shreds all over the house for greater enjoyment. Be warned that this variant often results in the coming of the Vacuum Monster.

e) "Fetch": Only dogs will run after a ball or stick that humans throw, take it back to them, and continue doing this until they drop. As established earlier, dogs are not bright. A dignified cat MAY fetch a ball for its human, but if the human persists in continually throwing the ball away, assume that the human truly does not want it, and leave it.

f) "Kibble Soccer": Any number of cats can play. The game begins when the referees go to bed. The player runs to the bowl where the dry cat food is kept, and executes a "place-kick." The player does this by attempting to kick one kibble from the bowl with a paw. Using the nose and tongue ("heading") is allowed, but this is considered bad form. Often the bowl must be tipped, rocked or rattled. Once the kibble is out of the bowl and in play, the player proceeds to bat it around the room as quickly as possible. This is accomplished with short alternating swipes with the front paws, running behind it as it moves (this is also known as the "kibble dribble"). If the kibble gets stuck at the intersection of two walls, the player must attempt to put it back into play with a "corner kick."

If the kibble is still on the playing field after 30 seconds, the player is awarded a point. She is then allowed to eat the kibble, after which she returns to the bowl to put the next one into play. No points are awarded for kibbles that are kicked out of the playing area (under the stove, behind the refrigerator, etc.). These are left for the cockroaches, and other spectators. The player must put a new kibble into play.

For equipment, any dry kibble will work, although Science Diet round kibbles roll particularly well. The referees control the pace of the game by waking up (usually after the first few points have been scored) and imposing obstacles between the player and the kibbles. The referees do this by placing covers on top of the bowl, placing the bowl on a counter top or shelf, or otherwise hiding it. An advanced player is measured by the degree of ingenuity displayed in overcoming the obstacles between herself and the kibbles and resuming the game.

The game ends when all the kibbles are eaten or out of the playing field, or when a referee puts the player in the penalty box.

g) "Rumpus Raising"

Step 1: Warm up by tearing through the hallways and over furniture at high speeds. Be sure to drag your claws and make zzzzzrt noises on the rugs. Furniture that is off limits during the daytime makes great springboards. (Even more fun with two or more participants.) Important style points are gained during this step. 2 extra points if you get a yell from a judge.

Step 2: Find objects that make noise and activate them. Door stoppers that go SPROOOOOOOONGONGONGONG when you run by them, wind chimes and blinds that rattle when disturbed, and loose objects that go thud when they hit the carpet are best. Technical points are awarded in this step. The more complex the device the better. 5 points for knocking over the phone so it goes BEEP BEEP BEEP *Please hang up* BEEP BEEP...

Step 3: Make the loudest possible noise. Glassware and remote controls are useful here. It might be beneficial to slightly open the judges' door before this step. Final creativity points are awarded now.

Step 4: Look innocently at the dog and fish when the judges storm into room and turn on the lights. Pretending to be asleep is good form. 5 bonus points if another pet gets blamed, and 7 points for style if the judges stub, trip or completely fall over the objects knocked over!

h) "Skiing"

This game is played when your human has the newspaper lying on the floor for reading. Run down a hallway toward the newspapers at full speed, leap onto the paper and see how far you can slide. The slippery advertisements are best for this. This game is even more fun if your human is unaware that you are going to play. It can be followed by a good round of "Catch Mouse" (newspaper variant). It can also be played on throw rugs.

5.2 Toys

Any small item is a potential toy. If a human tries to confiscate it, this means that it is a Good Toy. Run with it under the bed. Look suitably outraged when the human grabs you and takes it away anyway. Watch where it is put so you can steal it later. Two reliable sources of toys are dresser tops and wastebaskets. Below are listed several types of cat toys.

a) Bright shiny things like keys, brooches or coins should be hidden so that the other cat(s) or humans can't play with them. They are generally good for playing hockey with on uncarpeted floors.

b) Dangly and/or stringlike things such as shoelaces, cords, gold chains and dental floss also make excellent toys. They are favourites of humans who like to drag them across the floor for us to pounce on. When a string is dragged under a newspaper or throw rug, it magically becomes the Paper/Rug Mouse and should be killed at all costs. Take care, though. Humans are sneaky and will try to make you lose your Dignity. Note that playing with shoelaces when the human is trying to tie them is another form of Hampering.

c) Within paper bags dwell the Bag Mice. They are small and camouflaged to be the same colour as the bag, so they are hard to see, but you can easily hear the crinkling noises they make as they scurry around the bag. Anything, up to and including shredding the bag, can be done to kill them. Note: any other cat you may find in a bag hunting for Bag Mice is fair game for a Sneak Attack, which will usually result in a great Tag match.

d) Ignore anything that appears to be a store-bought cat toy. After all, in the old days, cats had to fashion their own toys. Store-bought toys are an affront to a "real" cat.

French_Knickers

midwinter wrote: »

Waves to Westvleteren.........

She's not up already is she??? :rotfl:

Best_price

French_Knickers wrote: »

I just fancied em, I really did!!

I just redeemed myself with this. Only one spud....I did eat the whole pack of chicken but it was the finest butter breast one and fat content was almost nothing. Also added NO salt even tot he spuds to counter the salt on the chips earlier.

This bloody healthy diet thing is gonna be the death of me!!!!

You are doing really with the healthy diet:T:T

You deserved your chippy treat:)

QPR10

French_Knickers wrote: »

I just fancied em, I really did!!

I just redeemed myself with this. Only one spud....I did eat the whole pack of chicken but it was the finest butter breast one and fat content was almost nothing. Also added NO salt even tot he spuds to counter the salt on the chips earlier. Oh the gravy was tesco finest beef, port and thyme gravy.....and yeah i know its beef gravy on chicken, but gravy is gravy to me!

This bloody healthy diet thing is gonna be the death of me!!!!

Looking good, I read yesterday you eat less if the colour of your plate is in direct contrast to the colour of your food ie don't eat chicken in white sauce on a white plate

Really must go to bed now 4 hours sleep last night not good:(