The 11+ thread; where all are welcome, but be prepared for some serious money saving!

SaverSavvy123

Letter of Recommendation -

While working with Mr. Xxxxxx, I have always found him
working studiously and sincerely at his table without
gossiping with colleagues in the office. He seldom
wastes his time on useless things. Given a job, he always
finishes the given assignment in time. He is always
deeply engrossed in his official work, and can never be
found chitchatting in the canteen. He has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishment and profound
knowledge of his field. I think he can easily be
classed as outstanding, and should on no account be
dispensed with. I strongly feel that Mr. Xxxxxx should be
pushed to accept promotion, and a proposal to management be
sent away as soon as possible.

Branch Manager

A second note following the report:

Mr. X was present when I was writing the report mailed to you
today. Kindly read only the alternate lines 1, 3, 5, 7, 9,.......
for my true assessment of him.

Regards,

Branch Manager

FloFlo

3Dogs wrote: »

:A :A :A :A

Biscuitmad - are you still there hun?

We went to the cafe and decide to have all-day breakfast rather than sarnies. Alan didn't quite finish his, which is very unusual for him, and as soon as he ate he went 'zonked' which is normal now. We then went to the auction to have a quick look around, and he had a chat with his mates there, but by the time we got home, he could hardly get to bed he was that shattered

Still, he did enjoy getting out, and when a friend called in later, he got up and had a natter and we are now watching the footie. He has just gone to bed though as tired, but like I said, a much better day and he is feeling much more positive again

He loved your jokes Savvy and the spitfire pic Fourp, made him smile

So glad he had a good day, make sure you look after yourself too,

purdita

SaverSavvy123 wrote: »

This one is for our very own twins MissL and Purdy

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

:rotfl::rotfl::T:T:T:T:T

FloFlo

SaverSavvy123 wrote: »

Letter of Recommendation -

While working with Mr. Xxxxxx, I have always found him
working studiously and sincerely at his table without
gossiping with colleagues in the office. He seldom
wastes his time on useless things. Given a job, he always
finishes the given assignment in time. He is always
deeply engrossed in his official work, and can never be
found chitchatting in the canteen. He has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishment and profound
knowledge of his field. I think he can easily be
classed as outstanding, and should on no account be
dispensed with. I strongly feel that Mr. Xxxxxx should be
pushed to accept promotion, and a proposal to management be
sent away as soon as possible.

Branch Manager

A second note following the report:

Mr. X was present when I was writing the report mailed to you
today. Kindly read only the alternate lines 1, 3, 5, 7, 9,.......
for my true assessment of him.

Regards,

Branch Manager

I love it, :T:rotfl::rotfl:

SaverSavvy123

Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends are on holiday when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

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Hmmm I was waiting for the floor that had shoes and handbags
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Bananababe

myrtleturtle wrote: »

a follow up on this
i contacted SSM and they were un aware of any problems with the coupons mis scanning and asked me to confirm it was used in tesco(silly really they issued coupons and should know they are tesco only ones)
well jist of it is they have said they will get onto tesco about is so hopefully these will be ok to use soon at £3 off not scan of £1.50

and before its pointed out mis scan was asda , i've looked at barcode and its deff a £1.50 scan

So my mistake has been helpful ?? I contacted SSM too and confessed ! She got back to me this morning and said she was surprised it scanned at asda full stop
thanks for checking MT you are our coupon angel :A

zippydooda

myrtleturtle wrote: »

a follow up on this
i contacted SSM and they were un aware of any problems with the coupons mis scanning and asked me to confirm it was used in tesco(silly really they issued coupons and should know they are tesco only ones)
well jist of it is they have said they will get onto tesco about is so hopefully these will be ok to use soon at £3 off not scan of £1.50

and before its pointed out mis scan was asda , i've looked at barcode and its deff a £1.50 scan

mine has a bc of £1.50 as well. do you have a link to where you complain to. also i have still only 1 voucher instead of 10.
not a very well run promotion, and i will be saying that to them:(

auto.armadillo

streetlights wrote: »

Hi sis I love being your little sis because you give me 1p items and coupons.
my love is always given conditionally.

Ah bless and I love you cos mum says I have to x:iloveyou:

nikkilala_2

3dogs glad Mr3dogs had a better day today:T

lanust

Hi everyone, curiosity has got the better of me and I have signed up on the 'unmentionable' site :eek::eek: Anybody want a new 'friend' ;)