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  • oscar52
    oscar52 Posts: 2,272 Forumite
    But would it have been countersigned by an independant witness?
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  • lynsayjane
    lynsayjane Posts: 3,547 Forumite
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    Oh dear, LJ. Technically without you-know-what there is no marriage. It can be voided if one of you complains...

    what happens if he has some kind of terrible tragedy between the reception and the honymoon? the sight of me nakid has caused a few men to :eek: in such an old man it could easy bring on a heart attack! :rotfl:
  • oscar52 wrote:
    But would it have been countersigned by an independant witness?

    Yes - but you know how sneaky these Hollywood stars are. Someone would pop up and claim to be a witness.

    Probably best not to go down that route, LJ, just in case.
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
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  • lynsayjane wrote:
    what happens if he has some kind of terrible tragedy between the reception and the honymoon? the sight of me nakid has caused a few men to :eek: in such an old man it could easy bring on a heart attack! :rotfl:

    RG is a Buddhist and therefore chilled out, calm and unshockable.

    Try a different star.

    Rab C Nesbitt?
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
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  • lynsayjane
    lynsayjane Posts: 3,547 Forumite
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    back when I was 14 I had a great money making plan...I had abut ten different celebrities that I was going to marry then either kill or divorce (I can't remember which) then i had the final one whom I was gonna stay with...I THINK it was prince william cause then I'd be a real princess as well as one in my head!

    oddly enough richard gere never featured in this list...neither did rab c, minnie I can't believe you'd even suggest it urgh


    oh dear...
  • Sea78
    Sea78 Posts: 6,185 Forumite
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    Rab C Nesbitt?

    eewwwwwww :eek:
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  • oscar52
    oscar52 Posts: 2,272 Forumite
    RG is a Buddhist and therefore chilled out, calm and unshockable.

    Try a different star.

    Rab C Nesbitt?

    Coudl he not be so chilled out and relaxed that his heart just 'stopped'
    No Longer works for MBNA as of August 2010 - redundancy money will be nice though.

    Proud to be a Friend of Niddy.
    no idea what my nerdnumber is - i am now officially nerd 229, no idea on my debt free date
  • lynsayjane wrote:
    oddly enough richard gere never featured in this list...neither did rab c, minnie I can't believe you'd even suggest it urgh


    oh dear...

    Sorry! :rotfl:

    My poor brain is so full of other stuff at the moment that I can't even think of a suitable star for you to marry.

    Cliff Richard?
    Bernard Manning?
    Harold from Neighbours?

    See? It's all coming out wrong...
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
    Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 16
  • oscar52 wrote:
    Coudl he not be so chilled out and relaxed that his heart just 'stopped'

    :rotfl:

    As in he "over-meditated"?
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
    Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 16
  • lynsayjane
    lynsayjane Posts: 3,547 Forumite
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    Sorry! :rotfl:

    My poor brain is so full of other stuff at the moment that I can't even think of a suitable star for you to marry.

    Cliff Richard?
    Bernard Manning?
    Harold from Neighbours?

    See? It's all coming out wrong...

    jings minnie your taste in 'celebrities' sucks!

    how about brad pitt or...

    nah I'll stick with the scottish rugby team...all of them this time, even the ugly ones with squished noses'll have money! ;)
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