Tesco 11+ Elite (and me) H.O. for glitches and gossip

mymerrywidow

purdita wrote: »

Sounds lovely......More tea Vicar?

both places were shut down as £astbourne has a awful lot of elderly people who moan like merry hell in the local rag :rotfl::rotfl:. they are even trying to shut down our ann summers shop now :mad:

west_is_best

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

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Ive got one to match that one.... BUT I think it's best to refrain from telling it, in case I upset Red Fox..... :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Bootsalebargains

My mums armarillis has flowered now, if this is too big can someone tell me and I'll try and resize it

mymerrywidow

neosi

tricia89 wrote: »

it was the lotbr1dge dr0ve one,
dont know if you know because i only found out today but opposit nuthouse pub a new tesco extra has opened its where Lindigos strip club use to be, might have it in there? its only around corner from me i live in c@vend1sh pl@ce but i hadnt seen it until mum drove me past there today.

Knew that place well back in the day.. till i got banned for wearing my superman speedos... oh happy days..

HappyChappy84

3.5 inches is enough to satisfy any woman.



it's called a credit card.:rotfl::rotfl:

lookinforabargain

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

Really? I was referring to him getting on his hands and knees to womble a receipt.;);)


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Who am I kidding?:o

;););)



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czerniacha wrote: »

OT: a mad guy just performing 'one man show' outside our flat for half an hour now :eek: (can of beer in hand, talking to himself, doing some strange noises and dancing...) I took a video on my phone :rotfl:

You seem to have forgotton to include the youtube link :rotfl::rotfl:


I noticed something on the self service tills today that I've never seen before.

You know the small board you usually see by the kiosks with the laws about buying alcohol/lottery/cigarettes etc and the bit about 'if things dont add up' well that was on the SS tills today in sticker form. Have they always been there and I've just never noticed them before??

Because that would make their arguement about not get DTD on self services tills a load of twaddle (which I know it is anyways ) but if this is on all of them, it would be nice if someone got given that excuse then they could put this out to them!

So that's my random question for the day, has anyone else noticed this or have I just been going round with my eyes shut?! :rotfl:

lawrie28

Anyone else got their swag from Cotton Traders? mine came today!

tweets

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Have you got a picture on msn news

lovingtescoforever

Found a good find I think.
Goodfella's Thin Pepperoni Pizza (340g)



£2.68 each in tesco, buy two = £5.36 - £1 (price flop coupon) plus a JTD voucher for £3.36 (£1 each in Asda) Grand total of £1 for two nice pizzas:j:j