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French_Knickers

tweets wrote: »

Awe he looks so cute like an :A

Cute???? He looks as daft as I do in purple tights! :rotfl:

DODO_2

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

:(:(:(:(

i just checked the weather for the next few days, and its gonna get cold at night I am now thinking that I might not cope very well with no central heating on in the mornings when i get up

Stay in bed then!

DODO_2

Issyc wrote: »

I think this is the funniest so far - minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon.

Me thinks they are not going to get any lover to shop vouchers!!!

QPR10

Tonight on BBC2 after MOTD about 11ish

QPR - The Four Year Plan

not sure I want to relive it all again but some will find it interesting, I really never thought they'd actually give permission for it to be released when they were shooting it, talk about warts & all

nikkilala_2

French_Knickers wrote: »

Cute???? He looks as daft as I do in purple tights! :rotfl:

I hope your not dissing my doggie!:p:p:p:p:p
(Diss where did that come from I never use that word,Qpr that's your fault!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:)

DODO_2

tweets wrote: »

Wants banning in schools. Awful to clean up.

And apparently that is where most children catch worms from when at school as they breed in it!!! ( honest)

ChelseaGirl

Love this one:

On hot summer nights go to bed wearing a shower cap full of frozen peas to cool your head. And when you wake up you'll have a tasty mushy pea snack ready for breakfast.

Beki88

I give up, something in this world doesn't want me to be on this forum 279 pages behind Trawling through slowly though so close to just starting from here but I NEED to know whats happened, I saw a round up which included toni being pregnant (congrats!!) so will keep reading, it's like catching up with an old friend now I just need coffee and some cake haha

purdita

nikkilala wrote: »

:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T

You deserve a lie down;)

Chucking it down here and just trying to think where to put my "few;)" sale bits that I got from T's. Mr Lala has just taken my doggie out for a walk who point blank refuses to go for a walk if its raining without his rainmac on

Spot the difference.....which pooch wears it's mac with pride and which one wishes the ground would open and swallow her up :rotfl:

French_Knickers

DanielleNic87 wrote: »

Sorry i am having so much fun on SSM.

This has been taken from there:

SAVE petrol by pushing your car to your destination. Invariably passers-by will think you've broken down and help

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I posted whitty comments on SSM and had my account blocked. Careful as their moderating team were trained by the KGB it would seem.