Tesco 11+ Elite (and me) H.O. for glitches and gossip

Issyc

Levi Browne posted a Friends and Family Tip

ABSENT MINDED people. Don't waste money on post-it notes. Simply find an elephant that lives locally and tell them whatever it is you need remembering

P2TKL

DanielleNic87 wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I am honestly crying with laughter here. There are some very funny comments.

OMG...so am I...OH thinks I've gone crazy......!!!

Issyc

I am helping Donna Magee. She sounds like one of us.

jamsponge

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

:(:(:(:(

i just checked the weather for the next few days, and its gonna get cold at night I am now thinking that I might not cope very well with no central heating on in the mornings when i get up

You will be fine. We have never had central heating. Just a fire in the front room. So much healthier. I rarely get a cold.

frequent

caz2703 wrote: »

Someone mentioned earlier about SS tills and how you use a trolley at one. If you have one of the shallow convenience trolleys you can wheel the basket part of the trolley over the shelf you normally set a basket on.

how would the scale weigh the goods if you put them into trolley ?

put item into bagging area :rotfl:

RootedNomad

lawrie28 wrote: »

Instead of taking credit and people thinking your really funny, just paste a link to the site you nicked all your jokes from.................

It so so doesn't matter where the jokes come from, the guy is genius to be posting them where he is and making so many people very happy. Keep the beat up.

lawrie28

mymerrywidow wrote: »

if that is directed at me, then i have borrowed them from levi via ssm

More of a dig at myself, I posted about half a dozen pearls of wisdom

But also seeing as Levi has borrowed them all from Viz, thought they shoudl get some credit as being the funny ones, rather than the elusive Levi (who may well be a very funny person, and I don't wish to offend them at all, and they probably haven't got the chance to attribute their lines to Viz directly).

mymerrywidow

SAVE MONEY on Red Nose Day by simply using half the wax covering from a tasty Babybel cheese. Save your friends money too by giving them the other half

caz2703

frequent wrote: »

how would the scale weigh the goods if you put them into trolley ?

put item into bagging area :rotfl:

Re read Frequent

Wheel the trolley over the shelf you place your basket on

lawrie28

Instead of wasting money on valentines day, just go to your joke shop and by a box of clown accessories and give your loved one a Dozen Red Noses. They last longer and will be cheaper!