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Tesco 11+ Elite (and me) H.O. for glitches and gossip

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  • Milo90
    Milo90 Posts: 344 Forumite
    Quick tip for any of you on Mission Control.

    Always check any post that has a comment on, read the comments because SSM quite often puts extra coupons as a comment reply.

    They're usually on comments in the Health, Houshold and Pets sections.

    I checked 5 pages earlier this afternoon and found a total of 9 various coupons. :cool:

    :beer:
    Remember You're a Womble !! Keep Tesco Tidy. :beer:
  • from ssm

    A hedgehog trained to scuttle up and down the table from guest to guest makes an unusual mobile cheese and pineapple cube nibble dispenser at cocktail parties.

    That deserves a very special sticker!

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    If you're not scared, you're not paying attention
  • Issyc
    Issyc Posts: 5,423 Forumite
    Always keep a pound of lard in your pocket so that if you get your head stuck in railings you'll be able to grease your ears and slide out.
  • Wool27
    Wool27 Posts: 1,215 Forumite
    Or
    Forget expensive jigsaws.
    Take a bag of chips from the freezer and try and piece them together to make a potato!!!
    Please don't judge me. you couldn't handle half of what I've been through.
  • mymerrywidow
    mymerrywidow Posts: 4,986 Forumite
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    another one from "levi"

    Avoid distractions from your important paperwork by making "blinkers" out of two Post-It note stickers, one stuck to eachtemple
    life is like a loo roll. the nearer the end you get, the faster it goes.
  • aallank
    aallank Posts: 2,254 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Belvita Breakfast Biscuits - Honey & Nuts (6 per pack - 300g) £2.45(t) £1.00(a)

    Ainsley Harriott Cup Soup Szechuan Hot & Sour (4 per pack - 80g) £1.15 each (t) 2for£1 (a)

    Just a couple of offers that stood out while browsing mysupermarket
  • Issyc
    Issyc Posts: 5,423 Forumite
    Somebody posted a question - something different to put in lunch boxes? That guy repled - A cat.
  • mymerrywidow
    mymerrywidow Posts: 4,986 Forumite
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    Play "Indiana Jones" with your pet mouse using a length of drainpipe and a cricket ball
    life is like a loo roll. the nearer the end you get, the faster it goes.
  • mymerrywidow
    mymerrywidow Posts: 4,986 Forumite
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    Circle the stain in permanent pen, so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain And check that it has gone:rotfl:


    who is levi?
    life is like a loo roll. the nearer the end you get, the faster it goes.
  • DanielleNic87
    DanielleNic87 Posts: 1,064 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Issyc wrote: »
    I think this is the funniest so far - minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon.


    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    I am honestly crying with laughter here. There are some very funny comments.

    February GC £26.68/£250

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