Tesco 11+ support group for incurable gasbags and addicted bargain hunters!

neosi

For freddiesmum


Did you Hear about the man slumped against Hadrian's Wall with a vodka bottle....He's a borderline Alcoholic


I was in a cab the other day and my cabbie said "I love my job, im my own boss and nobody tells me what todo", I said "turn left here mate"


I just finished with my cross eyed girl friend, turned out she was seeing someone else

Wool27

kizkiz wrote: »

got 2 of these today ...ambrosia crumble puds with rhubarb compote sel and scanned at 16p

hth
http://www.tesco.com/groceries/Product/Details/?id=265243773

Uuummm. Wonder if youd have had a discount if youd have purchased 4?

kadison

PMSL, someone just commented on my post "good way to make friends mse" :rotfl: If it's someone on here, please could you favourite that post of mine so I get one of my last two stickers? Cheers

sorryaboutmywife

French_Knickers wrote: »

Flannels??? Is this another glitch I've missed?

Ooh that reminds me, a couple of weeks ago I spotted some plain white flannels, RTC in the bubble bath section, with all the shower caps, sponges etc NOT with towels and bathroom accessories. 46p each and very nice.

Also picked up some more vintage floral paper cups, 1p still. Party section in my store looking sad and ripe for new stuff, have a look in your locals if there's any more RTC stuff around.

freddiesmum09

tigerwhite wrote: »

freddiesmum, hope your day wasn't that bad...? A joke to cheer you up you say? What's the fastest cake in the world? Scone :j

Was pretty bad. Been feeling low the past couple of wks, a few friends have made nasty remarks about my son so have stopped seeing them and going out as much to toddler groups etc... and then my mum was pestering me today about getting a job when I know that I am highly unlikely to get one with the way things are at the moment &having a total lack of qualifications... plus I would have to use my parents as childcare as no way can afford nursery fees... as kind as they are offering, DS just gets fed snacks all day/spoilt rotten every time I go round there so not sure they could look after him in the way I would like. (I know grandparents are meant to spoil their grandkids) but not sure I could handle it 3 whole days a week whilst I wasn't there. :eek:
OH came in from work about 15mins ago and as soon as he walked in the door DS got out of bed, and he literally screamed at him to get into bed like a psycho, I literally had to hold him back before putting ds back to bet and settling him down, then he kicked over our stair gate in rage and bent a pizza tray that was in the washing up bowl in half because "it wasn't doing what he wanted"...literally unusable now I cooked us a nice dinner and he just took his and went "you didnt want this, did you?" and threw the whole lot in the bin saying he didnt have time to eat it. I know I am not the most tidy person in the world but DS is really hard work, pretty sure he has ADHD and a form of autism/aspergers and I don't get more than 10mins to myself in the day where I can just chill out so not everything is pristine as maybe it should be... but he has to have everything in certain orders etc which I understand (he has aspergers and OCD) but I just havent got time to do it all..
He got covered at blood at work(works in theatres) and had to cycle home still covered in blood and think that was just the icing on the cake. I know hes tired, but so am I... I don't get a break either.
Sorry to winge on here, hes not always this bad, just gets stressed at work. ERGH.

kaymumof3

2 men in a cupboard one says dark in here isnt it? other says dont know i cant see !!!!

man walks into the docs naked and wrapped in clingfilm the doc says i can clearly see ur nuts!!!

freddiesmum09

neosi wrote: »

For freddiesmum


Did you Hear about the man slumped against Hadrian's Wall with a vodka bottle....He's a borderline Alcoholic


I was in a cab the other day and my cabbie said "I love my job, im my own boss and nobody tells me what todo", I said "turn left here mate"


I just finished with my cross eyed girl friend, turned out she was seeing someone else

Wasnt looking too promising...
Then I read the last one and actually LOL'd:rotfl:

Just got the 1st joke... hahaha!!! God I am dense at times lol

littleladybug

nikkilala wrote: »

Thanks to Tom Watts from HUKD possible diet pepsi glitch

Priced up at both £1.99 and £1 in the Bristol Tesco. Scanned through at £1. Nice and simple really

Pepsi Max and Pepsi were both priced at £1.99 (and both scanned at that much too)

Maybe a misprice, although the £1 was on a plain white label compared to the yellow £1.99 labels
http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/diet-pepsi-8x330ml-cans-1-tesco-1150772#comments

Bolded this up because it's a cracker if it works, is roving reporter FK about or is he still eating his tea?;)

ooh thanks, might have to change my tastes from Coke Zero to Diet Pepsi!

forestroxydog

Evening All,

Wine is on me tonight what a bargain I got today

OOD SEL £4.99 21/02/2012
I brought 6 so after 5% discount was £56.94

http://www.tesco.com/groceries/Product/Details/?id=260572742

Went to CS who was so friendly could not of apologised more and gave me £59.94 refund.
Fantastic paid £3.00 to take 6 lovely bottles of wine away.

She kept apologising and gave me DTD without having to ask so have found a lovely T's near me:beer:

neosi

I was in Tesco with my OH, when she said, "What a lazy so and so you are"

Well, I nearly fell out of the flipping trolley !!!


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