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My BTL friend just bought another dive I mean property

moneyinmypocket
moneyinmypocket Posts: 908 Forumite
in Debate House Prices & the Economy
Was in my garden watching the grass grow and I heard this noise - it was U2's beautiful day coming out of my BTL landlord friends range rover. I commented on how happy he looked and he proceeded to explain how he bought a dive on the other end of town for peanuts and has already got some young pros lined up to move in. He then started fist pumping the air while screaming (actually screaming) "keep working it baby" and then started thrusting his groin back and forth. After a few minutes of this (by which point other neighbours had come out to watch) he stopped. We all clapped and then went back inside.
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  • epsilondraconis
    epsilondraconis Posts: 1,758 Forumite
    That gets my post of the month!
  • SecondLegDownIsTheBigOne
    SecondLegDownIsTheBigOne Posts: 334 Forumite
    He's bought a brothel?
    1. The house price crash will begin.
    2. There will be a dead cat bounce.
    3. The second leg down will commence.
    4. I will buy your house for a song.
  • System
    System Posts: 178,422 Community Admin
    10,000 Posts Photogenic Name Dropper
    I'm really not sure what to make of this latest novelty account.
    This is a system account and does not represent a real person. To contact the Forum Team email forumteam@moneysavingexpert.com
  • ess0two
    ess0two Posts: 3,606 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper
    moneyinmypocket wrote: »
    Was in my garden watching the grass grow and I heard this noise - it was U2's beautiful day coming out of my BTL landlord friends range rover. I commented on how happy he looked and he proceeded to explain how he bought a dive on the other end of town for peanuts and has already got some young pros lined up to move in. He then started fist pumping the air while screaming (actually screaming) "keep working it baby" and then started thrusting his groin back and forth. After a few minutes of this (by which point other neighbours had come out to watch) he stopped. We all clapped and then went back inside.


    Maybe he'll offer you a job in there.
    Official MR B fan club,dont go............................
  • chewmylegoff
    chewmylegoff Posts: 11,469 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Joeskeppi wrote: »
    I'm really not sure what to make of this latest novelty account.

    I think we can safely conclude that whoever owns the account only has one joke.
  • System
    System Posts: 178,422 Community Admin
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    chewmylegoff wrote: »
    I think we can safely conclude that whoever owns the account only has one joke.

    I can't decide if it's meant to annoy "bulls" by being an amusing parody or if it's meant to annoy "bears" over how great BTL landlords are.

    Maybe both! Perhaps it's some kind of cross between a bull and a bear, think Yogi with horns.
    This is a system account and does not represent a real person. To contact the Forum Team email forumteam@moneysavingexpert.com
  • macaque_2
    macaque_2 Posts: 2,439 Forumite
    Joeskeppi wrote: »
    I can't decide if it's meant to annoy "bulls" by being an amusing parody or if it's meant to annoy "bears" over how great BTL landlords are.

    Maybe both! Perhaps it's some kind of cross between a bull and a bear, think Yogi with horns.

    I'm not sure it will annoy anyone. The OP was not actually the buyer himself, just a chav's messenger. If that's not the bottom of the foodchain, I would like to know what is.
  • chewmylegoff
    chewmylegoff Posts: 11,469 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    macaque wrote: »
    I'm not sure it will annoy anyone. The OP was not actually the buyer himself, just a chav's messenger. If that's not the bottom of the foodchain, I would like to know what is.

    I think the op should be annoyed with himself for having an imaginary friend who is such a tool.
  • Callie22
    Callie22 Posts: 3,444 Forumite
    Tenth Anniversary 1,000 Posts
    I think the op should be slightly concerned over his obsession with his imaginary friend's groin, every post seems to mention it ...
  • RUN_RABBIT_RUN
    RUN_RABBIT_RUN Posts: 426 Forumite
    i'm shocked and appalled that many of you seem to be doubting the authenticity of this story

    i know many groin-thrusting btl landlords, what's being described is a very common occurence round my way
    'Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.'
    GALATIANS 6: 7 (KJV)
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