Non-coupon related Drivel Thread 6

bullshot

farmville wrote: »

Just logged into FB to check on my SSM and saw this



Someone 'Favourites' your Shopping tip


This reward has been removed and you can no longer access it. This is because one or more of your posts has been identified as spam or inappropriate by the community or our moderators. Please check our house rules for guidance.


Seriously???



Does anyone know what the reward for this one was for?


I think SSM need to re-start this whole thing again with a major re-think I can't believe people are so petty!


I wouldn't mind but I posted genuine tip's that I sat and watched being blatently copied & pasted :mad::mad:


How is everyone else getting on with their SSM?

This is the Queen of Shops Sticker, £10 L2S voucher ....it's the first one I got redeemed , followed by Busy Bee, £15 L2S...the only 2 I have had redeemed so far.( fingers still crossed for Red Letter day today.....) it seems from what they posted , it might not have been reported by another person but disqualified by their moderators...I really do think they should tell you, which it was and why they think what you posted was wrong though....

adoreholidays

Loving the pics MT do you mind awfully if I have water or ocean spray:D:D:D don't like tea or coffee:rotfl:

fungaltendancy

Just a heads up guys(as i didnt realise this) when you add things to your SSM to do list,you know the one you can add and check off bits from,it posts them to your timeline!:eek:

fungaltendancy

Morning all

Thanks MT wow you must have a big coffee pot

I am decidedly craving this


Anyone else while im making(smiley face optional)

redagila

I thought you might like this.


MURDER AT TESCO

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed.
A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was £10,000.

The husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single pound coin that rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes and reluctantly agreed to accept the pound as down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Tesco Supermarket. There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras and observed by the shop's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave The premises.
Under intense Questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.




The next day in the Newspaper, the headline declared...

(You're going to hate me for this...)







'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for £1.00 @ Tesco






Oh, quit groaning! I don't write this stuff, I receive it from my warped friends and then send it on to you.

Aesop

fungaltendancy wrote: »

Just a heads up guys(as i didnt realise this) when you add things to your SSM to do list,you know the one you can add and check off bits from,it posts them to your timeline!:eek:

:rotfl: well if DH reads it he will know I am telling porkies.

Aesop

yes please FT yummy

myrtleturtle

here you go

adoreholidays wrote: »

Loving the pics MT do you mind awfully if I have water or ocean spray:D:D:D don't like tea or coffee:rotfl:

Busylizzie

fungaltendancy wrote: »

Morning all

Thanks MT wow you must have a big coffee pot

I am decidedly craving this


Anyone else while im making(smiley face optional)

Count me in please! :beer:

myrtleturtle

plenty of coffee left

elevenses????