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Tesco Discussion Chats & Grabbits 11+ Xmas/NY (Incorporating HC's Glitch & B1tch Pub)
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nice one from the main board...
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thanks to niceguy15 !0 -
any news from sunshine?life is like a loo roll. the nearer the end you get, the faster it goes.0
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mymerrywidow wrote: »any news from sunshine?Never pay more than you have too0
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Sunshine was on yesterday. Not seen her today.0
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only tesco expreess are open today. had to go to sainsburys for some lemon and a orange!!!! felt very strange in there though.
thanks for the (non) news about sunshinelife is like a loo roll. the nearer the end you get, the faster it goes.0 -
My T's is shut too, I'm working 6am - 6pm so can't get out anyway0
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You have to collect at least 4 and each 4 converts to 10 Puppy Points then you exchange them for things on www.andrexpuppypoints.co.uk , although even at 25p each you don't get a lot in return!!!
HTH :beer:
Smartie has the answer.:rotfl::rotfl:0 -
HappyChappy84 wrote: »Smartie has the answer.:rotfl::rotfl:
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it ....... just pee on it and walk away.0 -
Hello all, happy Boxing Day!
Been to the sales, some successes worth mentioning (none T's unfortunately)....
- Debenhams - most denby glassware and accessories (coasters etc) is half price, not sure if it included the main tableware or not. Not advertised yet in my store though all online prices are correct.
- Boots (aside from the normal 50% off sale) if you like Lancome mascaras, they're normally around £20+ on their own but there are gift sets in larger stores with a full size mascara, kohl pencil and mini make-up remover for £13.66 or £14.99 depending on which mascara is in the set. I love the doll eyes one!
- Lush have 50% off all xmas gifts and xmas themed products plus some oddments.
No Buying Unnecessary Toiletries 2023
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read - Groucho Marx0 -
Happy birthday French Knickers. I'm 40 today and have nowhere to put my cards as there's too many xmas decs about.
Happy birthday to you too ScarliniHow many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid light
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeease, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.
Oh Snap-ant - all of those are soooo true to type - fantasticMr 3Dogs 3-7-12
3Dogs'Mam 31-3-13
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