Tesco Discussion Chats & Grabbits 11+ Xmas/NY (Incorporating HC's Glitch & B1tch Pub)

frequent

jumblejack wrote: »

Is this bus going left or right and why do you say so?

that's not a bus

frequent

so hears goes xmas day, woken up at 7/8/9/10 by 2 kids who want unwrap prezzie
stumled donwstairs, coffee lots of it
kids fed showered, off to mums for a bit, then off to aunt for a bit,
then off 70 miles south for a bit, alt last xmas dinner ready
phone rings, sent to pick up sis from pub,
omg rofl she was paraletic

took her to other sis house where she gave us all the funniest xmas ever, was in stiches

drove sis home, went back pick up kids, drive back london, visit friend on way home..home kids alseep
is the barmaid still on duty, 6 beers please

3Dogs

QPR10 wrote: »

Sounds like us, both myself & my Mother feltvery ill this morning for different reasons, so no breakfast, managed to cook the turkey a la phil vickery, with water in tray so no need to keep watching the turkey. Mother had two bites not hungry, DN 1 won't eat turkey, has bacon & mini sausages. but that okay. Mother had her mini Christmas pudding for tea & one chocolate biscuit.

Heard some news which i knew would make mother feel worse, asked DN1 to text DN2 to ask him not to mention it when he came over. as soon as i was out of the room lying down DN2 told her ! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Just before she went to bed she said I'll never felt so ill :mad: next year locking the door, unplugging the phone & staying in bed

As they say, we can choose our friends but not our family ........ and christmas brings out the worst in some members of family

jumblejack wrote: »

Is this bus going left or right and why do you say so?

Two answers:

That bus isn't going anywhere as there's no bus service today, it's Christmas Day

or

That 'bus' isn't going anywhere until it gets a driver :rotfl: :rotfl:

tessietwo

jumblejack wrote: »

Is this bus going left or right and why do you say so?

:think: :think: :think: :think: looks like it is parked to me

frequent

jumblejack wrote: »

Is this bus going left or right and why do you say so?

its moving to the right, why ?

look close at the right wheel and you will see it rotating clockwise :cool:

QPR10

3Dogs wrote: »

As they say, we can choose our friends but not our family ........ and christmas brings out the worst in some members of family

Sadly had problems with a few of both this year but a couple of friends have been proved themselves to be giants (I make sure I tell them as well) and really helped me through & of course you lovely people on here have certainly kept me laughing & motivated :beer:

tescobabe69

jumblejack wrote: »

Is this bus going left or right and why do you say so?

Its going from left to right (if its a UK based bus) as the door is not shown so must be on the other side.

QPR10

3Dogs wrote: »

Two answers:

That bus isn't going anywhere as there's no bus service today, it's Christmas Day

Gosh you are on the ball :rotfl:

3Dogs

frequent wrote: »

so hears goes xmas day, woken up at 7/8/9/10 by 2 kids who want unwrap prezzie
stumled donwstairs, coffee lots of it
kids fed showered, off to mums for a bit, then off to aunt for a bit,
then off 70 miles south for a bit, alt last xmas dinner ready
phone rings, sent to pick up sis from pub,
omg rofl she was paraletic

took her to other sis house where she gave us all the funniest xmas ever, was in stiches

drove sis home, went back pick up kids, drive back london, visit friend on way home..home kids alseep
is the barmaid still on duty, 6 beers please

Here you go F, take your pick of these 6

and have a nibble while you're at it

3Dogs

QPR10 wrote: »

Gosh you are on the ball :rotfl:

No, I'm on the Bells