Just been to see my BTL friend

moneyinmypocket

Went around to his big 4 bed and he was out rent collecting, anyway I waited around for a bit and then suddenly I heard this music playing in the distance. It was ode to joy playing out of his car as he came back down the road. Apparently he had just hiked up the rent on one his dives he rents out - the renter was a bit shocked at the short notice of the rent hike but the BTL landlord stood on the front garden thrusting his groin back and forth while pumping the air with his fist shouting money money money it's so funny in a BTL ers world

Jimmy_31

moneyinmypocket wrote: »

Went around to his big 4 bed and he was out rent collecting, anyway I waited around for a bit and then suddenly I heard this music playing in the distance. It was ode to joy playing out of his car as he came back down the road. Apparently he had just hiked up the rent on one his dives he rents out - the renter was a bit shocked at the short notice of the rent hike but the BTL landlord stood on the front garden thrusting his groin back and forth while pumping the air with his fist shouting money money money it's so funny in a BTL ers world

I think you are going to be lonely this christmas.

nollag2006

Jimmy_31 wrote: »

I think you are going to be lonely this christmas.

Might be nice for you to invite someone around to spend it with you and mum

Jimmy_31

nollag2006 wrote: »

Might be nice for you to invite someone around to spend it with you and mum

Im all up for a bit of pi55 taking but you are going to have to up your game old woman.

nollag2006

Jimmy_31 wrote: »

Im all up for a bit of pi55 taking but you are going to have to up your game old woman.

There is nothing to be ashamed about a 30 something male living with his mum.

I am in my late thirties, and would really love someone to come and tuck me in and tell me bedtime stories each night.

You really need to learn to count your blessings Jimbo!

doire_2

nollag2006 wrote: »

There is nothing to be ashamed about a 30 something male living with his mum.

I am in my late thirties, and would really love someone to come and tuck me in and tell me bedtime stories each night.

You really need to learn to count your blessings Jimbo!

Instead you make do with choking the chicken over the bra section in Freemans catalogue

Jimmy_31

nollag2006 wrote: »

There is nothing to be ashamed about a 30 something male living with his mum.

I am in my late thirties, and would really love someone to come and tuck me in and tell me bedtime stories each night.

You really need to learn to count your blessings Jimbo!

Late thirties, you strike me as an old woman.

No offence to old women, its just thats how you come across to me.

Have a word with sibley or MrRee and they will show you where to buy somebody who will took you in and tell you stories.

BobQ

moneyinmypocket wrote: »

Went around to his big 4 bed and he was out rent collecting, anyway I waited around for a bit and then suddenly I heard this music playing in the distance. It was ode to joy playing out of his car as he came back down the road. Apparently he had just hiked up the rent on one his dives he rents out - the renter was a bit shocked at the short notice of the rent hike but the BTL landlord stood on the front garden thrusting his groin back and forth while pumping the air with his fist shouting money money money it's so funny in a BTL ers world

Not sure what the OP is about. Its not very original, done to death by Harry Enfield in the 80s.

Cleaver

And yet another hugely intellectual thread springs in to life on the Economy board.

DirtyDick

moneyinmypocket wrote: »

Went around to his big 4 bed and he was out rent collecting, anyway I waited around for a bit and then suddenly I heard this music playing in the distance. It was ode to joy playing out of his car as he came back down the road. Apparently he had just hiked up the rent on one his dives he rents out - the renter was a bit shocked at the short notice of the rent hike but the BTL landlord stood on the front garden thrusting his groin back and forth while pumping the air with his fist shouting money money money it's so funny in a BTL ers world

How can you stomach meeting pedophiles at those parties? I can't imagine socialising with them without wanting to kill them.