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Pete283

For all of you who have had a crap friday!

http://media.putfile.com/Shaggy-calls-for-taxi

Not junk, spam or anything else just a good will post to lighten peoples day up!

If this sort of thing isn't allowed, pelase give me a shout, and i thought you lot in here need to laugh after the stress's of freebie hunting (i would know being one myself!)

Its Shaggy ringing for a taxi (really its chris moyles)

vixarooni

haha, yea ive listened to that on the chris moyles myspace page, its really funny!

Pete283

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping

This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford:

Dear Mrs. Murray,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."

And; last, but not least:

14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."




Absolutely BRILLIANT! :rotfl:

skeen

Tooooo funny. Both posts good, equally good.

sparrer

Great, thanks pete283 ...happy Friday! :T

Pete283

You too my friends, You too

minibug

lmfao sounds like something my oh would do

Pete283

Have got my mates mum to lend me the announcement system in my' loacal Wilko... "Clean up on isle 5, clean up on isle 9. Thankyou"

Ohhhh the confusion!

tinkerbell1978

lmfao thats great thanks cheered me right up!

Pete283

Not a problem, sometimes freebies in the shape of something you dont receive are better than the ones your meant to and never turn up :rotfl:

freebiehunter29

Had a very stressful day and I really needed a good lol, thanks for that.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: