The "Cripes, Christmas is almost here" December NSD thread

wannabehermit

Happy New Year everyone. I'm declaring for last month at 11 (I think!). I'm pretty certain we spent every day from Weds, but very happy with 11 though. See you all on the Jan thread.

The_Dragon

I eventually clocked up 18 and had great fun at the virtual party! :beer::kisses:_party_:dance:

Knitting_Nora

*wanders in with the rubbish bag*

MORNING!! How are we all today?? *Turns on the lights and throws open the curtains*

*steps round Dragon gently stirring on the sofa*

Well, golly, it looks like everyone had fun.....*febreezes everywhere*

*steps round a large puddle of what looks like sprouts and carrot...*

Oooo, nasty...why is there always carrot??

*Throws open the windows*

Come'on people - up and at 'em! Tally ho etc....there's a whole new year waiting for you just outside that door....

Bigmamma, is that you? And yes dear, I can count - that's two fingers you've just shoved in the air...

Jinty - sweetie - you really need to let go of Sean's kilt...NO!! Don't pull on it dear!! :eek:

*wonders how to get the TARDIS out of the wall between the kitchen and the living room* Dagnamit, who let David pilot the box after a schnapps?? That's going to take quite a bit of polyfiller, I can tell you...

Anyway, must crack on...

*scuttles off to find a bowl of hot water and some bleach*

Nora.x

freebyfifty

Knitting_Nora wrote: »

*wanders in with the rubbish bag*

MORNING!! How are we all today?? *Turns on the lights and throws open the curtains*

*steps round Dragon gently stirring on the sofa*

Well, golly, it looks like everyone had fun.....*febreezes everywhere*

*steps round a large puddle of what looks like sprouts and carrot...*

Oooo, nasty...why is there always carrot??

*Throws open the windows*

Come'on people - up and at 'em! Tally ho etc....there's a whole new year waiting for you just outside that door....

Bigmamma, is that you? And yes dear, I can count - that's two fingers you've just shoved in the air...

Jinty - sweetie - you really need to let go of Sean's kilt...NO!! Don't pull on it dear!! :eek:

*wonders how to get the TARDIS out of the wall between the kitchen and the living room* Dagnamit, who let David pilot the box after a schnapps?? That's going to take quite a bit of polyfiller, I can tell you...

Anyway, must crack on...

*scuttles off to find a bowl of hot water and some bleach*

Nora.x

OMG I actually lol.....ed all the way through that
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

solventsoon

Knitting_Nora wrote: »

*wanders in with the rubbish bag*

MORNING!! How are we all today?? *Turns on the lights and throws open the curtains*

*steps round Dragon gently stirring on the sofa*

Well, golly, it looks like everyone had fun.....*febreezes everywhere*

*steps round a large puddle of what looks like sprouts and carrot...*

Oooo, nasty...why is there always carrot??

*Throws open the windows*

Come'on people - up and at 'em! Tally ho etc....there's a whole new year waiting for you just outside that door....

Bigmamma, is that you? And yes dear, I can count - that's two fingers you've just shoved in the air...

Jinty - sweetie - you really need to let go of Sean's kilt...NO!! Don't pull on it dear!! :eek:

*wonders how to get the TARDIS out of the wall between the kitchen and the living room* Dagnamit, who let David pilot the box after a schnapps?? That's going to take quite a bit of polyfiller, I can tell you...

Anyway, must crack on...

*scuttles off to find a bowl of hot water and some bleach*

Nora.x

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

brilliant.. is all I can say to that

solventsoon

Hello lovely NSD-ers

I was wondering why I'm covered in bruises today, now I can see why.... not sure the learning Tower of Pisa will ever recover:rotfl:


HAPPY NEW YEAR to all you lovely people, see you in January

BigMummaF

*storms in, soaking wet, scraping who-knows-what from under fingernails with a limp lettuce leaf & half a breadstick from last night's shin-dig*
:mad: Who let the JommneeB764ians First-Foot as we passed JommneeB766? You know the trouble they caused with the neighbours over the sparkler incident in November! 765 & 763 said they'd never seen such a thing & the flobmobbit from 753 still has bald patches

I must apologise if you misunderstood earlier Nora; I was only trying to convey the fact the flower pots came from 762's porch :embarasse We really must be more careful when we go into that particular meteor district cuz they took my dongle too :mad: & all I will say is.... _pale_ ....I've spent a completely unfavourable 17-odd hours trying to recover it!! Poor Igor will never be the same again *closes eyes to try to blot out horrors experienced* & he'll need a bigger size of flannel combinations till the swelling goes down.

I admit I rested my eyelids for a few brief seconds *ahem!* but I strongly suggest that if Mr Barrow-Man wishes to continue to live on Earth, he sort out the instigators of these cruel & infantile tricks before our next outing *turns on heel, lifts head & flounces out of Tardis in a paddy*

muffin_man_7

ANOTHER 3 NSDS FOR DECEMBER THAT TAKES ME UP TO 21 :j

That's a good number to end the year on not too sure i'll be able to keep it up but will try

Nora that really cheared me up thanks needed that :T

slowlyfading

Final total for me is 20 NSDs

Keiss_21

Glad you all survived last night, sorry I missed it!! :rotfl: