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HappyChappy84

Ilovemykids wrote: »

budge up!

It's my fat !!!!!, sorry.:o:o:p

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

The last time I actually got majorly pi ss ed (I've been pi ss ed since, just not so bad) I don't where I was, how much I spent, or how I got home. I woke up in the morning hugging the loo stark bol lock naked, blue dye all over my face (off the bloo thing in the cistern, obviously had my head too close as I flushed). My clothes were absolutely covered in mud and soaking wet, really don't know what happened there. There was white plastic fork in the back pocket of my jeans and I didn't have the foggiest why.

I texted the guy I was out with and he said I spent £15 on a kebab, he remembered it well because he couldn't believe how much I had in it (donor meat, chicken, chips beans, chips, coleslaw, vege pakora and chill sauce as it's what I always have). When he asked why I said "well I haven't blood y ate as normally when I have a kebab most of it's down my front, mainly the beans".

I still, to this day have no fcuk ing idea where that kebab went, how I got home or how my clothes ended up completely covered in mud.

That is class m8, you rule. A sign of a good night out is you can't remember a thing about it.

I once woke up hugging the ceramic only to find a vicar standing over me. It turned out to be my boyfriends' dad. There was sick every where, even the ceiling and all I could think of doing was try to mop it up with some toilet paper. I kept saying 'it's alright, I'll clean it up'. Let's just say it was a short lived romance :rotfl:

HappyChappy84

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy wrote: »

That is class m8, you rule. A sign of a good night out is you can't remember a thing about it.

I once woke up hugging the ceramic only to find a vicar standing over me. It turned out to be my boyfriends' dad. There was sick every where, even the ceiling and all I could think of doing was try to mop it up with some toilet paper. I kept saying 'it's alright, I'll clean it up'. Let's just say it was a short lived romance :rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

artha

zippydooda wrote: »

artha why do you leave us for days and then come back? we are your home now so make sure you make at least 1 post per day as we miss your guidance;)

Things to do, people to see,
Congratulations on getting your P:)

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

blue dye all over my face (off the bloo thing in the cistern, obviously had my head too close as I flushed). QUOTE]

OMG, that is soooooo funny, I can't stop laughing, you nutta :rotfl:

HappyChappy84

I've got in to some states in Glesga whilst visiting my alkie mate. It's always "you'll have time for one more before your bus" and I end up missing it. Sure he does it on purpose. The amount of buses I've missed home from Glesga is unreal. There was one time I was supposed to come back on the 5:40 bus, I missed it, and all the other up to and including the last one. Stayed in the club until kicking out time. I passed out in the bus station on a bench, woke with drool stretching from my mouth to the floor. I woke up to an audience and one old guy said "sonny, you can certainly snore, I could hear you from the other end of the bus station":eek:

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

I passed out in the bus station on a bench, woke with drool stretching from my mouth to the floor. I woke up to an audience and one old guy said "sonny, you can certainly snore, I could hear you from the other end of the bus station":eek:

That made me laugh so much I woke my dd up. You know how to party m8. Make the most of it hun, when you have kiddies you won't be able to get away with things like that :rotfl:

Ilovemykids

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


I'm having to stiffle (right word?) my laughter behind a cushion so I don't wake everyone up!!


all I can say is :beer: :rotfl:

HappyChappy84

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy wrote: »

That made me laugh so much I woke my dd up. You know how to party m8. Make the most of it hun, when you have kiddies you won't be able to get away with things like that :rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: No blood y chance!:rotfl::rotfl:

HappyChappy84

Ilovemykids wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


I'm having to stiffle (right word?) my laughter behind a cushion so I don't wake everyone up!!


all I can say is :beer: :rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I think it's one F, could be wrong though. But my dirty mind initially read it as something else.:eek::eek::eek: