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LadyLeenie

I got lost

ShelleyM_2

Found you :j

michter

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town.


After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.


The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager:

'Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference.'


The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.

As they are walking home the first man says,

'You know, I think my girl was dead!'

'Dead?' says his friend, 'Why do you say that?'


'Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her.' His friend says, 'Could be worse I think mine was a witch.'


'A witch ??. . why the hell would you say that?'



'Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window..... took my teeth with her!'

Come on HC ,WAAAAAKE UUUUUPP.

midwinter

<~~~~ puts on the lights....... new thread here! Hope you all find us

lookinforabargain

Yay Karlie is here with pics for us!

LadyLeenie

midwinter wrote: »

<~~~~ puts on the lights....... new thread here! Hope you all find us

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:<<<The first of many I hope

Cj87

xxnicxxtrux wrote: »

Hi all,
Im just back from Sur%y Qu$ys store and managed to get 6 selection boxes 1 stocking, 4 cadburys boxes and 2 reindeer mini boxes.
They had lots of the Cadbury (6 choc) boxes but everything else was sold out.:(
I bought alot of 20p bubbles and 50p parachutes and after 5 trips to the self scanner found 3 princess roll and go sets (all had a sticker barcode on but one bc was torn revealing the one under and at the till that 1 scanned at 37p so i argued the point and got all 3 :j @37p and a cars 2 one for £2

really quite happy at the deals i got today:T

I go to that store sometimes, got the £10 panasonic dvd player and also some 20p yo-yos and the 1p thomas cutlery sets from there this week.

LadyLeenie

I wonder if Toni will find us:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

sunshinestar101

wow.. new thread ..... again.....

Only popped on to see if any new developments, in between packing boxes ready for moving day on Monday.... aaaaarrrgggghhh!

so.. whats with the new thread then guys and gals? trouble on the old one? - have i missed any glitches today.?
xx


did get looooads of Shrek Marshmallows for 1p today in Ts... Thankyou to the Store manager that pointed these out to me.... handed them to me personally...with a big smile. really made my day after all the trouble ive had in there.

LadyLeenie

Right time for me to go....:(
Night all <<<<< first one on new thread :j:j
Takecare