Tesco Discussion chat & grabbits eleven PLUS

cande

frequent wrote: »

That pan is still soaking behind the shed, she hasn't noticed it missing yet, hopefully when she goes shopping tom i'll get a replacement...erm again

Gets worse, put some cornflakes in microwave before, forgot to add milk, cripsy dish and microwave door did do well,

this one wasn't me but a friend, put a chicken burger from kfc in the microwave still with packaging, tin foil inside,so it turns out, after setting microwave on fire, did manage to retrieve said burger unharmed.

Where's that Chap guy with the jokes ?

Just thought I'd join in on the what not to do in the microwave stories - when I lived at home with my parents they bought me this lovely red metallic shiny mug with the strict instructions not to put it in the microwave - I promptly forgot after a few days and put it in the microwave to have a cup of hot milk - I kid you not, it was like a lightning storm inside the microwave, all forks of brightly coloured light (was actually rather pretty, but don't tell my parents I said that:D) totally ruined the mug

zippydooda

APennysaved wrote: »

Where are people getting the extra smileys from? I was hoping that they might add some new smileys when the site was down for maintenance the other day, but can't see any.

3 dogs found site

http://www.mysmiley.net/free-animated-smileys.php

Dizzy_Ditzy

happy_but_skint wrote: »

We only went once it was such a small store a few shelves of toys no clothing etc. Its not a store I would go out of my way for to be honest on saying that it maybe good for grocery glitches.

thats probably easier- i could send misery guts a text with specific instructions! Especially if its something he likes, he's more likely to follow said instructions :T

my mum keeps telling me that i need to go to the new one at Yate but i keep telling her that as its a new one, they wont have any old stock to get rid of at stupid prices. Doesnt stop her phoning me when she is there to check if there's owt she should look out for. Bless

artha

Cj87 wrote: »

Heres some, unless your specifically after the portable ones, haven't found any myself yet x

Nice to see others using the watermark now.Thanks to snap ant for starting it. As I posted earlier using the copyright symbol2011+ username + MSE or just Copyright 2011 +username+ MSE might give some extra protection and make it harder to manipulate the images for (illegal?) use outside of forums:)

frequent

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

i am lol'ing so much at those!!

I remember once putting the steamer to do the veg, going out of the room to do something and getting distracted by the smoke alarm going off, turns out i'd forgotten to put any water in the bottom of it.

Took days to get rid of the smell

Thought it might help for you to know that sometimes, we all make little mistakes

thanks for the understanding, OMG dont even get me started on setting off smoke alarms, had a thermostatic one fitted in kitchen to cope with the smoke usually generated by any attempt at cooking.

So Xmas day a few years back, was @ sis n bil's place, they say they popping out to do santa deliveries and i should keep an eye on the potatoes, got in bath had glass xmas brandy, next thing no smoke alarm going off, the spuds are welded to the pan and the pan is welded to the cooker..didnt go down very well, i often offer to cook to make up for it, always meet with a firm NO

sunshinestar101

mrs-moneypenny

oh i found the new thread caught up and now saying goodnight

oh did notice giant tubes of loveheart sweets are 66p each or 4 for £1 hth

Alex._3

Why did the squirrel swim on It's back?


To keep It's nuts dry! :j:j :rotfl::rotfl:

lottiewxm

ok i have a naughty joke...... if anyone is offended i will delete...

Woman: i have nothing to wear for this fancy dress party, what can i go as?

Man: pull your f*nny flaps over your head and go as a sugar puff!

lol x

zippydooda

here's a cooking tip from a man, i've found the best way and quickest way to cook waffles is to put them in a toaster. you have to push them down twice but they come out perfect