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French_Knickers

artha wrote: »

I'll take it then that you haven't read todays and yerstedays posts;). Never mind there are those that might have missed it:)

Karlie obviously sits next to you in the classroom!

karlie88

karlie88 wrote: »

FREE INNOCENT VEG POT ON THE GRABBIT BOARD!!!!!!!!!

https://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/3621207

scrap that....it's just been moved to the freebies board.

:eek:

French_Knickers

tbw wrote: »

Well, I did have a foot in each - but some unfriendly person stamped on my toes and forced my foot out of the unmentionable one! No great loss - better jokes over here! (Thanks HC)

Yes, same happened to a lot of us. We have of course been told that should we request, we will be allowed back in. A few of us sent PM's and to my knowledge all have been ignored.

So much for running parallel to this one but with the info together and somewhere for swaps.

HappyChappy84

The train was packed, and the U. S. Marine walked the entire length
looking
for a seat, but a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle
took the only seat remaining. The war-weary Marine asked,
"Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular,
"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left
was underthat dog.

"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also
arrogant!"This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the
little
dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this
American in his place !"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,

"Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong
thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand, you drive your vehicles on the
wrong side of the road.

And now, Sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bi t c h out the window."

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

For a change, these are clean!

An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar. They're staring at
Another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar,
And not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until
Suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God, it's Jesus!"

Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a
Pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts the
Drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after
Another.

After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.

He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the
Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement:

"My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone.
It's a miracle!"

Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets
Go, the man's eyes widen in shock.

"Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a
Miracle."

Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says,

"Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit.

:rotfl:
Just to let you know, I'm a Scouser, although I've not lived in Liverpool for 19 yrs. I still go back to visit close family thought lol.

czerniacha

MisalignedHalo wrote: »

Always look for staff with one of them scanner thingy's. Asked a nice sa yesterday about the galaxy selection boxes, he scanned the sel and told me how many they had in stock (which was not many) but also when they were getting a delivery of them. :j
Also asked sa to scan a sel with a * on, she told me what date it was going down in price and how much it was being reduced to:j

wow! :T can one of you get a job in T that will allow you wandering round with the scanners all day and checking sels? pretty please :rotfl:That's what I loved in Boots, walking round, checking prices for rtc items

mandycr

nahhhhhh no camp jokes my kids are that age scared x

HappyChappy84

mandycr wrote: »

nahhhhhh no camp jokes my kids are that age scared x

Deleting it now.

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy

czerniacha wrote: »

wow! :T can one of you get a job in T that will allow you wandering round with the scanners all day and checking sels? pretty please :rotfl:That's what I loved in Boots, walking round, checking prices for rtc items

I am so tempted. Think I might try and get a job there next September when my DD is in reception. I think I would be heaven. I already know a couple of MSE who would benefit from some insider knowledge lol

skinandblister1

artha wrote: »

I'll take it then that you haven't read todays and yerstedays posts;). Never mind there are those that might have missed it:)

Yeah - I was one of those that missed it - been ill so only catching up! thanks Karlie x